Wall of Fire ala Johnny Cash

[Spoonwelder]

Lava is a burning thing
Fire lore really makes it sting
Bound for Kobolds in a Mire
I memorized my wall of fire

I cast another wall of fire
I jumped, round and round, and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the wall of fire
The wall of fire

I cast another wall of fire
I jumped, round and round, and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the wall of fire
The wall of fire

Black dragon breath aint sweet
Acid burns my stinky feet
I went zerging in the mire
Oh, and my fire went wild

I cast another wall of fire
I jumped, round and round, and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the wall of fire
The wall of fire

I cast another wall of fire
I jumped, round and round, and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the wall of fire
The wall of fire

And it burns, burns, burns, the wall of fire
The wall of fire
The wall of fire
The wall of fire

[Phidius]

An old wizard went walking out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed devils he saw
A-porting through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw

Their hooves were still on fire and their halberds were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they ignored his wall of fire
For he saw the Devils coming fast as they unleashed their ire.

Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Devils and Orthons in Amrath

[Spoonwelder]

Early one mornin' while down at the pit
I was watchin the action while tweaking my kit.
I saw a sorcerer down in there braggin his game
I drew a bead on him to practice my aim.

I took a step closer with a bow in my hand.
My shot flew out his hide was tanned.
The Sorc stopped hopping and fell to the ground.
The griefer was downed, the griefer was downed.

He set off runnin to the for-um
To cry to the devs and maybe his mom
I started laughing and my knee I did pound
The griefer was downed, the griefer was downed.

[ragwa1]

"I was watchin the action while tweaking my kit."

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Seriously?

LOL

[Spoonwelder]

Hmm maybe I should edit that line - was thinking along the British use of the word relating to whats in your backpack. But I like the way you think...

[jortann]

Was trying out Otto's the other day and didn't realize that all the dudes who saved from the Disco Ball would be so angry, but they came after me bent on tearing me apart. Reminds me of my first firewall - laid it down in Irestone on elite....

Anyway, that experience and this thread brought this to my head

You can dance if you want to
But leave your friends behind
Because if they dont dance, if they dont dance
Well they aint no friends of mine...