Why Kukan-Do?

[h4x0r1f1c]

How come people say "Hi Welcome" when it should be "Hi. Welcome." or "Hi, welcome." since there is a pause.

[jcTharin]

i have popcorn. flame on

[jcTharin]

Oh, man - this post made me laugh. Really truly did. I'm almost tempted to give h4x some rep for the chuckle...


I mean, I get it now. This has all been some kinda Joaquin Phoenix/I'm Still Here level sham - it has to be. Nobody can say all these things and mean it , so it's gotta all be one big joke. Now that I see it for what it is... these posts are just pure comic gold. We just all happen to be the audience for his own personal Letterman gig. One big, beautiful put-on - and we are lucky enough to see it live.

Brilliant, say I!

Indeed!

How come people say "Hi Welcome" when it should be "Hi. Welcome." or "Hi, welcome." since there is a pause.

i must say i agree with you Mennir. its a shame that this one post will probably put him in moderated status.

[Wrendd]

I was under the impression that the Shintao special abilities would only work against "tainted" enemies, ie. outsiders and undead that are not listed a purely "Lawful Outsider". If that is the case then I do not think that Kukan-Do will even work on a player. (Not all of the special abilities will work like that, but I am pretty sure Kukan-Do will only work on taint. please correct me if I am wrong)

[h4x0r1f1c]

I was under the impression that the Shintao special abilities would only work against "tainted" enemies, ie. outsiders and undead that are not listed a purely "Lawful Outsider". If that is the case then I do not think that Kukan-Do will even work on a player. (Not all of the special abilities will work like that, but I am pretty sure Kukan-Do will only work on taint. please correct me if I am wrong)

Then how come people keep telling me to beware?

[Waukeen]

omg! there goes your ironclad 'no melee can out PvP me' claim...

they had better nerf it. it is not fair.

if anyone else has any mew chance at doing anything to you at all, you cry.

dude, you are a wf sorc, you have the easiest pvp (who gives a ****) time of any build, give it a rest...

or keep posting because one day everyone will see the light of your genius and realize your brilliance, quests will be abolished, and we will all line up for our chance to be stunned, danced, and blasted by you in the pit after you bunny hop away like a little robot or sit camp on a ledge.

what a joke.

this game is not about you, you are a .001% outlier.

[voodoogroves]

share qwest plz

[kraaal]

How come people say "Hi Welcome" when it should be "Hi. Welcome." or "Hi, welcome." since there is a pause.

I agree 100% light monks should be nerfed, actually any monks for that matter and arcane archers and purple thingy stones...and care bears ..i hate care bears.

nerfed i tell yee!!!!

P.S. I love your work h4x0r1f1c ...+1 rep for ya

[kraaal]

You must spread more reputation out before giving it h4x0r1f1c.

[mediocresurgeon]

Hi Welcome

Careful... don't get yourself banned. H! W31(0^^3 can rack up some serious infraction points.

[jcTharin]

i know. lets just ask the devs to go all out and nerf everything into oblivion. just go at it with the nerf bat until everything is reduced to warm, gooey paste.

everyone will be turned into those little robot dogs. except for the warforged, they will become furbies, and they fight by cuteing everything to death.

all mobs will be replaced with monkeys that attack with water balloons. it will be all out furry war. FURRY WAR!

[Memnir]

all mobs will be replaced with monkeys that attack with water balloons.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Water balloons are horrendously dangerous and must be nerfed!
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I mean, look at that! It wraps around his head like it wants to suffocate him, and then bursts into an unexpected shower of moistness! What if he wanted to remain dry - it's impossible to avoid that kind of moistness damage! Plus, he winds up with some of the balloon on his nose - he could inhale that and die! The PvP pit floor would become exceedingly slippy, too! Safety, first...


This is to say nothing in regards to how overpowered actual monkeys would be...
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Hey, I'm no h4x... but I hope I've shown just how much this idea needs to be nerfed, and quickly - before it can breed!

[Diyon]

Just a note, I don't even look at it as a ranged ability so much as a way for my stunning fist to not miss when the mob I'm fighting decided to move when I press the button.