Some of Khyber's Funniest and Idiotic LFMs

[DDOisFree]

I spotted this one earlier and wondered why my 13 rogue / 7 monk was not eligible to join.

[96th_Malice]

Wholly **** !!!!!

I can't believe I never read these posts until today .....

The guy looking to run Running with the Rainbows had coffee coming through my nose

Great stuff for sure

[DDOisFree]

Just had this one today, I spotted an LFM for devil's assault only looking for a wizard and a healer, which I tried to join with my sorc:



The leader had never done the quest before, had no idea what the difference between a wizard or a sorc was, and apparantly is not uber and only plays for fun, but rejects sorcerers anyway cos his / her party says so.

I've already farmed out EH DA with tihs sorc and, a couple of times with other casters in the group, and not one disco ball was cast and we won everytime with ease. I had no problem spamming irresistible dance on every fire ele and caster in sight.

[Zillee]

Just had this one today, I spotted an LFM for devil's assault only looking for a wizard and a healer, which I tried to join with my sorc:



The leader had never done the quest before, had no idea what the difference between a wizard or a sorc was, and apparantly is not uber and only plays for fun, but rejects sorcerers anyway cos his / her party says so.

I've already farmed out EH DA with tihs sorc and, a couple of times with other casters in the group, and not one disco ball was cast and we won everytime with ease. I had no problem spamming irresistible dance on every fire ele and caster in sight.

To be honest, I give the party leader +1 for remaining polite and cheerful in the face of your trolling.

[Wipey]

I like the "Irony much" in your tell.
In one thread you post "achievement" EN DA, in other thread screenshots of you telling people you never met that they are bad at the game for no reason or how they should post their OWN lfm because they don't accept your class.

So yeah, funny and idiotic, but not those lfm leaders.

[DDOisFree]

Well anyone that thinks that a level 23 sorc cant handle the caster role for EH DA is 'bad at the game', no matter how much you want to defend such opinions. He didnt even know why or have any reason for not accepting a sorc other than 'cos people told me so'.

how they should post their OWN lfm because they don't accept your class.

Because their reasons for excluding those classes were funny / idiotic, simple as that.

Do explain to me how it is correct to specify 'only need melee', yet exclude rangers, monks, and rogues from that list, or any other class running a melee build, and to refuse sorcs into a group where a wizard is wanted, when the leader has no clue what the difference between a sorc and wizard even is, and has never even ran the quest before.

In one thread you post "achievement" EN DA, in other thread screenshots of you telling people......

Oh sorry, pardon me for posting threads / screenshots that actually have something to with the forum section or thread that they were posted in.

What exactly is your point?

So yeah, funny and idiotic, but not those lfm leaders.

Yea, maybe your post was a lot worse.

To be honest, I give the party leader +1 for remaining polite and cheerful in the face of your trolling.

How is it trolling to ask someone why they wont even accept you into their group if there is a space and / or all roles such as healers / casters / DPS have already been covered?

[Ytteri]

Well i think it's time to necro the thread with some of my own idiocy:

[katz]

lol nice!

[DDOisFree]

Didn't manage to screenshot it because the group filled before I could, but there was an LFM with 2 bards, 1 FVS, and 2 paladins. The LFM read 'last space, healer needed', with only cleric or fvs allowed.