Holy Blossoming Giraffe Head Stew (aka WF Immunities)

[Mellkor]

OP:

You will be assimilated. Its only a matter of time. Embrace it.

[Rav'n]

never!!!

[Rameses]

Just play a Halfling all the predjudice and none of the immunities.
But you'll walk away saying things like; I never noticed how big that door is or since when can't I see over the barrail in the tavern.

I am, Rameses!


Halfling Paragon

[Krag]

They also get -2 to 2 stats IE the opposite of DROW. And they have the ugly 50% healing from divine sources for a base healing point.

So yes they have alot of good things...they should with the bad things they also have.

Not all stats are equal.(c) DMG p.173

[systemstate]

"lich-i-fied dragon that fires CR37 elder beholders from its armpits."

Dude. I would totally pay to see one of these. I might even settle for a well-done sketch, as long as it has an appropriate "Pew Pew Pew" sound effect bubble.

[teh_meh]

OP:

You will be assimilated. Its only a matter of time. Embrace it.

If you catch me playing a WF...ever...we shall gather at the base of Tor where I shall't surrender my mancard into extended, heightened casting of WoF. Then all toons can line-up to take turns kicking me in the junk, just to make sure the deed matched by suitable, physical disfigurement.

[Dunfalach]

It would...if there were more than 4 of them in all of DDO.

That I know of so far:

One rare in Waterworks explorer area
One rare in Tangleroot explorer area
5-8 in Gwylan's Stand in the first cave (I hate that place)
One rare in Redfang
At least 2 others that I don't remember which quest they were in.

There's still a ton of quests I've not done yet, so there may be more. They also seem to be coded specifically to aggro on warforged (which makes sense as you're basically walking lunch). I have stood out of the way back behind everyone purposefully doing absolutely nothing and had a rust monster pass straight through the rest of the party beating on it to come charging for me. We hates them, Precious, we hates them.

Amusingly, my warforged also seems to be a magnet for poison and disease immunity items in chests. I pass them on to my fleshy alts.

If you see a beholder, stand back and let the warforged kill it. If you see a rust monster, stand back and watch the warforged run.

[systemstate]

Amusingly, my warforged also seems to be a magnet for poison and disease immunity items in chests. I pass them on to my fleshy alts.

Haha, I've noticed this seems to be a trend with my WF as well. Don't forget all the underwater action items. Particularly the ultra-useful "Underwater Action RR:Warforged" loot.

[KRaNiX1337]

Theres more, theres some in Tempests, Vault of Night, Inspiration Center

That I know of so far:

One rare in Waterworks explorer area
One rare in Tangleroot explorer area
5-8 in Gwylan's Stand in the first cave (I hate that place)
One rare in Redfang
At least 2 others that I don't remember which quest they were in.

There's still a ton of quests I've not done yet, so there may be more. They also seem to be coded specifically to aggro on warforged (which makes sense as you're basically walking lunch). I have stood out of the way back behind everyone purposefully doing absolutely nothing and had a rust monster pass straight through the rest of the party beating on it to come charging for me. We hates them, Precious, we hates them.

Amusingly, my warforged also seems to be a magnet for poison and disease immunity items in chests. I pass them on to my fleshy alts.

If you see a beholder, stand back and let the warforged kill it. If you see a rust monster, stand back and watch the warforged run.

[Dunfalach]

Haha, I've noticed this seems to be a trend with my WF as well. Don't forget all the underwater action items. Particularly the ultra-useful "Underwater Action RR:Warforged" loot.

I might bank one of those if I pulled one, just on the off chance that a later update is going to see real underwater combat and those items will allow you to fight normally in water (rather than in an air bubble as Red Fens apparently does). But yes, we should include those as well. They're right up there with my fighter who keeps pulling spell components.

[Rav'n]

If you catch me playing a WF...ever...we shall gather at the base of Tor where I shall't surrender my mancard into extended, heightened casting of WoF. Then all toons can line-up to take turns kicking me in the junk, just to make sure the deed matched by suitable, physical disfigurement.

ROFL!!!

You must spread some Reputation around....<blah blah blah>

[Wizzly_Bear]

That I know of so far:

One rare in Waterworks explorer area
One rare in Tangleroot explorer area
5-8 in Gwylan's Stand in the first cave (I hate that place)
One rare in Redfang
At least 2 others that I don't remember which quest they were in.

There's still a ton of quests I've not done yet, so there may be more. They also seem to be coded specifically to aggro on warforged (which makes sense as you're basically walking lunch). I have stood out of the way back behind everyone purposefully doing absolutely nothing and had a rust monster pass straight through the rest of the party beating on it to come charging for me. We hates them, Precious, we hates them.

Amusingly, my warforged also seems to be a magnet for poison and disease immunity items in chests. I pass them on to my fleshy alts.

If you see a beholder, stand back and let the warforged kill it. If you see a rust monster, stand back and watch the warforged run.

VoN 5, Ataraxia's Haven, and Rainbow in the Dark all have healthy rusty populations.

OP - very humorous thread. Humor aside - warforged are not an "easy button."

*-2 to two stats that are important on many builds and a +2 to con (imo a weak stat to get a bonus to).

*-50% divine healing

*They also miss out on some very nice armors/robes (though the fleshies miss out on some very nice docents).

*While beholders can't neg-level us, they can still do all their other tricks, and we can be insta-killed by rusties. Rusties can't do jack to you.

*While almost extinct nowadays, there once existed a very real and very strong racist attitude against warforged. We were very often excluded from groups, or if allowed to join, were told we would not be healed. I believe that this is one of the main reasons why soloing became so popular. Most of us wouldn't have bothered learning to solo everything if we weren't so despised amongst the populace.

[fuzzy1guy]

Original rules however limited warforged to these classes:
Allowable Classes
Fighter, Rogue, Cleric, Wizard, and Assassin.
(also shown in link)

SOOOOOOO...the actual Issue here is that Monks, Barbarians, Sorcs, Favored Souls..... according to the original concept are not allowed....

100% agreed. These things should never have been added to the game like that. And has done more to screwup the balance progression in the game than almost anything.

WF sorc and fvs is just flat out WRONG. NOT d&d based. should not have ever been allowed.


Rather late to change it now tho. So we're stuck with it.

[Lorz]

Funny how OP relates his manhood to anything in the game.
I sense some insecurity on his part.
I would say more but with recent changes I dare not.


But we all know what im thinking.


4 months...that's cute.

[Azoralq]

Do you feel the same way about the abuse of two levels of Rogue for evasion?


....you should.

[DrenglisEU]

Rust monsters really tear up WF, if that makes you feel better.

.....Jep BIG time.. have a WF barbarian :-/

[teh_meh]

Funny how OP relates his manhood to anything in the game.
I sense some insecurity on his part.

I am busted. From now on, I shall relate my womenhood to anything in the game.

I shall post one thing...but really be thinking another.

I shall only start posting in the middle of really important football games y'all are trying to watch

I shall start describing mobs in terms of various shades of chocolate (eeeewwww, that slime was SOOOOO Godiva sister but there was some nasty cherry flavored floooof hidden behind that dark, dark exterior)

[fuzzy1guy]

Do you feel the same way about the abuse of two levels of Rogue for evasion?


....you should.

Sure do. Evasion should require 11 levels in the class to get it. Or at least have it work effectively for you in any at level content or higher.

Same goes for any other specalized, overpowered when splashed skills/feats/ect... If it's unique to that class it should require a majority investment in that class to have it work effectively.

[Erekose]

Oh, I appreciate your comments Ughh. And I def. want this to remain light-hearted, as was intended. There really is no serious agenda or devious plan on my part. In fact, if the devs weren't killing my mojo with this downtime...I would have been trying to solo Ghosts of Perdition successfully instead. I keep failing miserably during the fourth wave of battle with Cholthultzz...because, ironically, I am getting level drained to death each time

roll a WF

[AyumiAmakusa]

You will be assimilated. Its only a matter of time. Embrace it.

Yes, I was the same.

I resisted for months but I kept having dreams about the Warforged. They wouldn't leave me alone. I tried asking the Path (of Inspiration) to help me get rid of my nightmares but after their 'treatment' I went delusional and saw everyone as a Warforged.

So I asked Kruz to burn my body and release my soul so that I may come back as a Warforged.

It was the best thing I ever did.

So yes, come over to this side. You will feel enlightened......