My Skelly Runs..Lol

[Nexx]

So I had put up an LFM for Skelly Runs..

*Know way* *Not Waiting*

I buff and haste;
I'm off to find the Skelly...

I get some people to join they find their way
just fine...and some others not so well..

I get a FvS in particular who came over voice chat
and she says "Wow, obviously this party leader is a horrible leader" BLah blah blah

Obviously the poor girl didn't read the lfm..
She died multiple times trying to even get to the Skelly...


---Bottom line is...

If you come into my Skell run group you better be prepared to find your own way
because I'm not coming back for your ass. Don't ***** over the microphone about how I'm supposedly a "bad leader".. if you can't find your own way like the lfm states to, then that's all on you. Just remember that.

[Arkat]

Can I go to the bathroom?

[stainer]

Reading is hard.

[Schmoe]

If I ever join your skelly run, I'll pike in the market until you recall, then go with you on your next run and pretend I was with you all the time.

[Nexx]

Reading is hard.

Yes, that has become an apparent problem
on our server. Most of the players can't read. It's a shame
All I want for Xmas this year is...

For people to read the LFM

[Thechemicals]

So I had put up an LFM for Skelly Runs..

*Know way* *Not Waiting*

I buff and haste;
I'm off to find the Skelly...

I get some people to join they find their way
just fine...and some others not so well..

I get a FvS in particular who came over voice chat
and she says "Wow, obviously this party leader is a horrible leader" BLah blah blah

Obviously the poor girl didn't read the lfm..
She died multiple times trying to even get to the Skelly...


---Bottom line is...

If you come into my Skell run group you better be prepared to find your own way
because I'm not coming back for your ass. Don't ***** over the microphone about how I'm supposedly a "bad leader".. if you can't find your own way like the lfm states to, then that's all on you. Just remember that.

K thx for all bye

[Nexx]

Can I go to the bathroom?

NO! You have to hold it. The entire duration of recalling and reforming. Until
I'm actually ransacked on the chest.

[Nexx]

If I ever join your skelly run, I'll pike in the market until you recall, then go with you on your next run and pretend I was with you all the time.

That would probably be the smartest thing for some of those people to have done.
LOL..

[unscythe]

Yes, that has become an apparent problem
on our server. Most of the players can't read. It's a shame
All I want for Xmas this year is...

For people to read the LFM

Khyber isn't the only server where players don't read. I think its just that some new players play darts with the lfm and dont spend 20 seconds looking at what is available, quests, and levels/requirements of a party.

[Asketes]

Reading are hard.

fixed

[Slink]

Nexx you must enlighten me further on proper posting techniques.

This thread is /win.

Arkat:
buy a catheter already.
All the cool kids have one!

[Nexx]

Nexx you must enlighten me further on proper posting techniques.

This thread is /win.

Arkat:
buy a catheter already.
All the cool kids have one!

It has to be like a picket sign;
short-simple-to the point.

[uhgungawa]

Can I go to the bathroom?

[sultanica]

I don't know the exact percentage for this but a large % of people cannot read or do not bother to properly read LFM's.

Common indicators of illiteracy and or lack of comprehension:

1. What quest are we doing?
2. Let's do it on elite! Normal/Hard is for ******'s
2. Oh, it's P2P...
3. What do you mean flagging?
4. Hey let's do this other quest instead...
5. Why isin't anyone typing? What does voice/ears mean?
6. Yes I'm a (insert class here)...ohh...my (insert skill here) is only (insert low number), what does it need to be to (insert action here)? (ie. rogue with no trap skills)
7. Watch me Zerg! (2 seconds later he/she's dead and screaming bloody murder about how crappy the healz are)

[unscythe]

I don't know the exact percentage for this but a large % of people cannot read or do not bother to properly read LFM's.

Common indicators of illiteracy and or lack of comprehension:

1. What quest are we doing?
2. Let's do it on elite! Normal/Hard is for ******'s
2. Oh, it's P2P...
3. What do you mean flagging?
4. Hey let's do this other quest instead...
5. Why isin't anyone typing? What does voice/ears mean?
6. Yes I'm a (insert class here)...ohh...my (insert skill here) is only (insert low number), what does it need to be to (insert action here)? (ie. rogue with no trap skills)
7. Watch me Zerg! (2 seconds later he/she's dead and screaming bloody murder about how crappy the healz are)

For no. 1 I simply boot.
For no. 2 I tell them why its normal, and if they don't quite down, then they get das boot

Haven't had much or any of the rest for me to boot instantly.

the picture above with the computer set yp and tiolet, looks like a good chance your gonna get fried. So many plugs on that right wall.

[Nexx]

I don't know the exact percentage for this but a large % of people cannot read or do not bother to properly read LFM's.

Common indicators of illiteracy and or lack of comprehension:

1. What quest are we doing?
2. Let's do it on elite! Normal/Hard is for ******'s
2. Oh, it's P2P...
3. What do you mean flagging?
4. Hey let's do this other quest instead...
5. Why isin't anyone typing? What does voice/ears mean?
6. Yes I'm a (insert class here)...ohh...my (insert skill here) is only (insert low number), what does it need to be to (insert action here)? (ie. rogue with no trap skills)
7. Watch me Zerg! (2 seconds later he/she's dead and screaming bloody murder about how crappy the healz are)

That about sums it up

[stainer]

To be fair, there is the bug where the quest doesn't show in the LFM panel, this wouldn't apply to a skelly run though. I try to put the quest in the comments area also. That way, everyone should have a good idea of whats going on.

[Nexx]

To be fair, there is the bug where the quest doesn't show in the LFM panel, this wouldn't apply to a skelly run though. I try to put the quest in the comments area also. That way, everyone should have a good idea of whats going on.

I do the same thing, cuz I too have come across that dreaded bug. I thought I was going nuts, but apparently I wasn't so I put the phone down & refrained from calling a psycho therapist ;x

[der_kluge]

I'm gonna ask the stupid question here - what is a skelly run?

Is that some kind of Shavarath rare, or something?

[Nexx]

I'm gonna ask the stupid question here - what is a skelly run?

Is that some kind of Shavarath rare, or something?

Heard of the Icy Raiment, Dwarven Thrower, Frostbrand, Luckblade, Flametongue, Sunblade? Those are items that come out of a "Skelly run". Not the best items, but the Icy Raiment is the most sought after item.

Skelly runs are located in the Subterrane.