My soul, and/or oldest child for a Collapsed Portable Hole. The soul is a bit tattered, but I'm sure the residual THC in it will keep ya floatin for at least a year or so. The oldest child - she doesnt do housework, out-of-the-house work or really, any work at all, but she's blond and blue eyed, and I'm sure will fetch a fair price on the Blackmarket over in the sandbox.