Cubethulu

[stainer]

Dear Cubethulu,

The council of the twelve has met to determine the fate of Turbine for causing drama to spill to all of the servers. Drama is generally confined to the Khyber forum per the Treaty of Threads.

The council of the twelve has determined that as the face of Turbine, Cubethulu, will receive the collective punishment for all of Turbine, except for Tolero (see below).

Cubethulu will be known as Cubesey Lohan until 5pm, Turbine Local time, Thursday, Aug 5th. All correspondence from said Cube must use the new name. If you chose to ignore this punishment a plethora of /fail threads will rain down upon you, until you become fat with the artery clogging nastiness of said threads. It would be appropriate for the Art Department to dress Cubesey up in a suitable outfit.

Tolero, your punishment will be to continue to supervise Tarrant.

Go forth and break clerics no more!

In Gornns name,

the 12

[Tendare]

Should we call Jillian Michaels for some preventive diet and excercise for the cube. He already takes up most hallways I see him in.

[Chai]

Should we call Jillian Michaels for some preventive diet and excercise for the cube. He already takes up most hallways I see him in.

Its because we keep feeding it...

[ArkoHighStar]

Khyber is low grade drama, if you want high grade drama you need to come to Argo complete with account bans and thread locks

[stainer]

Khyber is low grade drama, if you want high grade drama you need to come to Argo complete with account bans and thread locks

You follow a false god. Good drama is so subtle that they know the thread should be locked, but they don't know why. We can do that for 7 or 8 pages.

In the name of Gornn, I rebuke thee.

[Vissarion]

Alternatively, you could condemn him to a career of bit parts in mediocre feature films and outdated rap music by dubbing him LL Cube J.

But that's mostly because the thought of upskirt shots of Cubesey Lohan is far too horrifying for me to contemplate.

*scurries back to Argonessen*

[stainer]

Alternatively, you could condemn him to a career of bit parts in mediocre feature films and outdated rap music by dubbing him LL Cube J.

But that's mostly because the thought of upskirt shots of Cubesey Lohan is far too horrifying for me to contemplate.

*scurries back to Argonessen*

The 12 appreciates your creativity.

[SaisMatters]

Alternatively, you could condemn him to a career of bit parts in mediocre feature films and outdated rap music by dubbing him LL Cube J.

But that's mostly because the thought of upskirt shots of Cubesey Lohan is far too horrifying for me to contemplate.

*scurries back to Argonessen*

HAHAHA +1 for making me lol

There is no punishment you can bestow upon the Cube that what would be worse than what it has already done to itself!

[Asketes]

HAHAHA +1 for making me lol

There is no punishment you can bestow upon the Cube that what would be worse than what it has already done to itself!

I would fall off my chair laughing if the cube came in and this happened:

and then:

AHHHHhhhhhhh noooooooooooo

Why me?

Lastly:

Yeah me!

Meanwhile:

Tolero

oh and somewhere off in a dark and warm bed:

[MalakRevan]

BOOO! I cannot smack you with my small greenis............someone +1 him for me.

[Gornn]

Dear Cubethulu,

The council of the twelve has met to determine the fate of Turbine for causing drama to spill to all of the servers. Drama is generally confined to the Khyber forum per the Treaty of Threads.

The council of the twelve has determined that as the face of Turbine, Cubethulu, will receive the collective punishment for all of Turbine, except for Tolero (see below).

Cubethulu will be known as Cubesey Lohan until 5pm, Turbine Local time, Thursday, Aug 5th. All correspondence from said Cube must use the new name. If you chose to ignore this punishment a plethora of /fail threads will rain down upon you, until you become fat with the artery clogging nastiness of said threads. It would be appropriate for the Art Department to dress Cubesey up in a suitable outfit.

Tolero, your punishment will be to continue to supervise Tarrant.

Go forth and break clerics no more!

In Gornns name,

the 12

Your actions have made us proud stainer.

I dub thee: High Troll of Gornn.

Go forth and bring thy drama far and wide.

[Eladiun]

It would be appropriate for the Art Department to dress Cubesey up in a suitable outfit.

To remain timely shouldn't that be a prison jump suit.

[Danmor]

just color him in orange

[protokon]

You follow a false god. Good drama is so subtle that they know the thread should be locked, but they don't know why. We can do that for 7 or 8 pages.

In the name of Gornn, I rebuke thee.

^ what he said.

[Strakeln]

7 or 8 pages pff rank amateur, we had the Korthos Army thread go for days, and we weren't even trying.

Seems we often have argonauts over here talking about how much better their drama is.

I only have two questions.

1) Why are you here then? Yeah, I thought so.

2) I keep looking for an "alternative Argo forum" but never see one. After researching this issue a bit, I realized that the reason for this is that Argo drama is too tame to warrant a parking place for that which gets engulfed. Okay, that wasn't so much a question as a statement. Since it's in writing, it's guaranteed to be true.

[Gol]

2) I keep looking for an "alternative Argo forum" but never see one. After researching this issue a bit, I realized that the reason for this is that Argo drama is too tame to warrant a parking place for that which gets engulfed. Okay, that wasn't so much a question as a statement. Since it's in writing, it's guaranteed to be true.

We air our drama in public and take the infraction points with pride. You chicken****s have to go hide in your private forums to post the good stuff.

[Lifeblood]

The Cube is no match for the combined force of the 12 and Rabbi hordos Auntie Irene

[Tholar]

careful, or this may happen.

In the left corner, with a record of 1477 posts, STAINER!! and in the right corner, from the deep dark depths......

[NXPlasmid]

We air our drama in public and take the infraction points with pride. You chicken****s have to go hide in your private forums to post the good stuff.

Gol,
I'd like to take you seriously, really I would but you're from Argo.

Argo Drama:
Player Z: "We had a party wipe in PoP again, it was player x's fault"
Player X: "you said everyone touch the orb"
Player Z: "so....?"

[Arkat]

I would fall off my chair laughing if the cube came in and this happened:




and then:



Lastly:



Meanwhile:




oh and somewhere off in a dark and warm bed:

Outstanding!

+1!