Ughh

[Ughh]

You'll take my life but I'll take yours too
You'll fire your PEW PEW but I'll run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand there's no turning back.

The Ughhwretch sounds and the charge begins
But on this battlefield only UGHH wins
The smell of Ughh's butt and Toaster's breath
As you plunge on into certain death.

The halfing sweats with fear we break to run
The mighty roar of Ughhina's guns
And as we race towards the human wall
The screams of pain as The Orthon's fall.

Ughhfu's Touch lays them on the ground
And the PEW PEWS fire another round
We get so near yet so far away
They won't live to fight another day.

We get so close near enough to fight
When Ughhina gets them in her sights
She drops her drawers and I see the hell
A burst of rounds as they kill themselves

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My body's numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay resting I hear the roar
UGHHWRETCH blows, the enemy's no more

[thomprob]

You are my ugghshine, my only Ughhshine! You make me happy when skies are grey!

[ArkoHighStar]

OMG I saw Ughhina's downstairs mixup

[totmacher2]

i hate having you as a dad, this is more embarassing than the time you lost your pants at six flags and decided to make a pbr thong

[Asialee]

i hate having you as a dad, this is more embarassing than the time you lost your pants at six flags and decided to make a pbr thong

lies you love him as being your dad.. who else is gonna bring you beer in the basement :P