I know a man who loves him some boots

[Junts]

He really, really loves boots. He has green boots for thursdays, red boots for mondays, and blue boots for sundays. This man is dedicated. He has boots on display, boots for wearing, boots for dress up, and even boots that were made for walking.

He loves boots like Ellinger (don't ask). This love of boots translates to DDO, too. So he has firestorm greaves, and boots of the innocent, golden greaves, dustless boots. If its a boot, and it does something, he probably has some. He loves him some boots.

Sometimes he even has multiples. In fact, I saw him today in tower of despair, crawling around on all fours .. cause he has Boots of Anchoring for his hands! No one would do that unless they -really- loved boots, right?

Valhelm, I salute you as a boot afficinado. I think you should get some tall black ones with heels, though, they really suit your personality. Dual boots of anchoring? You are so dedicated to spend resources on your hobby like that.

[Comfortably]

So you like men in boots, Jaer?

[lolwatboomer]

these boots are made for walking

[cm2_supernova]

He just knows that on your 20th boot completion you get a full list of +4 tomes as an end reward.

[valorik]

ah, old two boots, he has a set for each foot you know??! he can even put em on his hands and stomp around menacingly. I wish I had his dedication towards anything like he has to boots.

[valorik]

So you like men in boots, Jaer?

They are some pretty nice boots.

[Sirea]

I think you should get some tall black ones with heels, though, they really suit your personality.

Can we leave your fetishes out of this?

[Draccus]

Val "Twoboots" rockin' the Tower!

[Junts]

Val "Twoboots" rockin' the Tower!

When i first saw this I thought it said "Val Twoboots on Twitter!" and i feel we should start this account asap.