Gimped Deaf Jinxed Nuub (looking for guild)

[JinxedWarrior]

Looking for a large, skilled, and active guild to pick up this role playing gimp. First let me advertise myself:
1. I am deaf
2. English is not my first language
3. I don't like people
4. I don't follow voice chat
5. I zerg too fast and too hard
6. I'm an emo, death = fun
7. I use a lot of vulgarity and foul language
8. I don't like people
9. If you make a mistake, I'll be sure to point it out
10. My priorities are: (in this order) 1-fornication 2-food 3-ddo (DDO will never come before the other 2)
11. My middle name is 'pike'
12. I hoard plat and loot

Main toons:
Jinxlee 20 Halfling Monk
Iynx 20 Dwarven Fighter
WizJinx 20 Human Wizard (soon to be TR'd into WF, d@mn u turbine)
BladeJinx 17/2 Dwarven Fighter/Rogue

If you feel like I would be a good fit for your guild, please send me a PM, or a tell in game. I am interested in joining a guild race for the esteemed renowned air-ship.

PS: message to Smokey's guild, no I am not interested in your guild, I have already declined the standard dozen of blind guild invitations you have sent. Is there a way to /squelch you whole guild?

[MysteryNotes]

Looking for a large, skilled, and active guild to pick up this role playing gimp. First let me advertise myself:
1. I am deaf
2. English is not my first language
3. I don't like people
4. I don't follow voice chat
5. I zerg too fast and too hard
6. I'm an emo, death = fun
7. I use a lot of vulgarity and foul language
8. I don't like people
9. If you make a mistake, I'll be sure to point it out
10. My priorities are: (in this order) 1-fornication 2-food 3-ddo (DDO will never come before the other 2)
11. My middle name is 'pike'
12. I hoard plat and loot

Main toons:
Jinxlee 20 Halfling Monk
Iynx 20 Dwarven Fighter
WizJinx 20 Human Wizard (soon to be TR'd into WF, d@mn u turbine)
BladeJinx 17/2 Dwarven Fighter/Rogue

If you feel like I would be a good fit for your guild, please send me a PM, or a tell in game. I am interested in joining a guild race for the esteemed renowned air-ship.

PS: message to Smokey's guild, no I am not interested in your guild, I have already declined the standard dozen of blind guild invitations you have sent. Is there a way to /squelch you whole guild?

*gives jinx a cookie*

[MrWizard]

Fine, be that way jinx....





You could start a sequel, 'smokey's guild II' and do the million blind invites too.

Sometimes sequels are better.



Gonna TR someone soon, so heads up for some lowbie action

[Alter]

If I was still playing I would invite jinx right away.

Jinx I still have pull if you wanna run with darpa.

You have my vote, always enjoyed running with you. Once I got to know you!

Alter