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    I was invited to dinner by a drow.I when to her place only to find out i was the dinner for her pet spider.Good thing i remember to pay the cleric this month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by urukthemage View Post
    I was invited to dinner by a drow.I when to her place only to find out i was the dinner for her pet spider.Good thing i remember to pay the cleric this month.
    ???? Way to long for a bumper.
    In case you didn't already notice, my posts that end with must NEVER EVER, under any circumstances, be taken seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AyumiAmakusa View Post
    ???? Way to long for a bumper.
    Rear window maybe?
    Knorgh (triple triple completionist) Currently 12 Wizard/6 Ranger/2 Monk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quikster View Post
    Dont worry bud, slow is just another word for special. So this means EW will be getting one of the short airships to take you to raids on?
    mean or not still funny as ever
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    Ok, I LOVED the "How's my zerging one!" Now I totally need that on my armor or something...
    Devs: Thanks for making Druids available to VIPs without the pack. This more than anything, has made me want to buy the pack.

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    • When someone dies… everybody drink!
    • What Would Kalari Do?
    • My MINOTAUR ran over your KARMA
    • Hjeals broke. Watch for finger!
    • Why do we kill quori who kill giants to show that killing halflings is wrong?
    • If you think crafting is expensive, try healing.
    • I’m a VIP because EVERYONE can’t be a FROOB
    • It’s not a CHOICE, It’s a character path!
    • Lost your Dire Wolf? Try looking at the end of my Khopesh!
    • Free GANN!
    • Battle Cleric Health Care Plan: Don’t get hit.
    • Eladrin’s Health Care Plan: Don’t Die.
    • Frodo Failed. LOTRO has a DDO Store.
    • Frodo Failed. Horoth has the ring.
    • Fight Crime. Smite Evil!
    • DOL DORN LOVES YOU! (Everyone else thinks you’re a forum troll.)
    • DON’T SPLASH! Rogues hate the competition
    • PETA: Paladins Executing Terrible A$$#41$
    • IF YOU CAN READ THIS. You’re obviously not a barbarian.
    • Be nice to Stormreach! Or we’ll ship warforged titans to your plane of existence.
    • I used up all my spell points! So I typed /death.
    Last edited by QuantumFX; 06-28-2010 at 03:11 AM.
    Things worthy of Standing Stone going EXTREME PREJUDICE™ on.:
    • Epic and Legendary Mysterious ring upgrades, please.
    • Change the stack size of filigree in the shared bank to 50. The 5 stack makes the shared bank worthless for storing filigree in a human usable manner.
    • Fixing why I don't connect to the chat server for 5 minutes when I log into a game world.
    • Fixing the wonky Lightning Sphere and Tactical Det firing by converting them to use alchemist spell arcing.
    • Redoing the drop rates of tomes in generic and raid loot tables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AyumiAmakusa View Post
    ???? Way to long for a bumper.
    Things worthy of Standing Stone going EXTREME PREJUDICE™ on.:
    • Epic and Legendary Mysterious ring upgrades, please.
    • Change the stack size of filigree in the shared bank to 50. The 5 stack makes the shared bank worthless for storing filigree in a human usable manner.
    • Fixing why I don't connect to the chat server for 5 minutes when I log into a game world.
    • Fixing the wonky Lightning Sphere and Tactical Det firing by converting them to use alchemist spell arcing.
    • Redoing the drop rates of tomes in generic and raid loot tables.

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    Yes, items

    My Minos Legens is better than yours

    Lern to play!

    roll d100 for awesomesauce

    Trap ahead!...DING!

    Come charge mylazah!

    Haste means go :P

    I'm from Sarlona, your argument is invalid

    Sulu is not amused.

    To PUG or not to PUG, that is the question.
    Last edited by Grimmsie; 06-28-2010 at 04:05 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phillymiket View Post
    snip
    +1 rep when 24 hrs is up
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    Quote Originally Posted by phillymiket View Post
    snipage
    Very nice work!

    +1 as soon as i can again
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    Quote Originally Posted by AyumiAmakusa View Post
    ???? Way to long for a bumper.
    Quote Originally Posted by QuantumFX View Post
    Of course we cant forget....

    Pwnd
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    Thumbs up

    nice, philly. definate rep for the numerous chuckles
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quikster View Post
    So this means EW will be getting one of the short airships to take you to raids on?

    Now that's funny there!

    Cation: Driver is madstoned
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    I guess pants can be optional

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    BYOB- This ones obvious

    If the airships a rocking...(definitely thought of the Harpers with that one lol)

    We play with our pants off

    Load the Beer cannons

    Excuse us if this fly's sideways

    hehe i'll post more as I think of them heck may even use my banner maker and make some bumper stickers this is getting me all creative like lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuantumFX View Post
    • When someone dies… everybody drink!
    • What Would Kalari Do?
    • My MINOTAUR ran over your KARMA
    • Hjeals broke. Watch for finger!
    • Why do we kill quori who kill giants to show that killing halflings is wrong?
    • If you think crafting is expensive, try healing.
    • I’m a VIP because EVERYONE can’t be a FROOB
    • It’s not a CHOICE, It’s a character path!
    • Lost your Dire Wolf? Try looking at the end of my Khopesh!
    • Free GANN!
    • Battle Cleric Health Care Plan: Don’t get hit.
    • Eladrin’s Health Care Plan: Don’t Die.
    • Frodo Failed. LOTRO has a DDO Store.
    • Frodo Failed. Horoth has the ring.
    • Fight Crime. Smite Evil!
    • DOL DORN LOVES YOU! (Everyone else thinks you’re a forum troll.)
    • DON’T SPLASH! Rogues hate the competition
    • PETA: Paladins Executing Terrible A$$#41$
    • IF YOU CAN READ THIS. You’re obviously not a barbarian.
    • Be nice to Stormreach! Or we’ll ship warforged titans to your plane of existence.
    • I used up all my spell points! So I typed /death.
    Drink in response to the bolded part LOL and people dont want to do what I do I think its illegal in at least 42 states and would give palpitations to anyone with any kind of morals
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    Pikers Union Local

    Quote Originally Posted by Teh_Troll View Post
    We are no more d000m'd then we were a week ago. Note - This was posted in 10/2013 (when concurrency was ~4x what it is today)

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    -Proud Parent of a gimped TWF Tempest Build

    -My Halfling Bard is an honor student at House J Elemetary School

    -If you dont like my Zerging please call 888-dro-pnow.
    Big Cash Mercs / Sarlona / Leader

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    Handwasher's Do it Better --In 2 Minutes
    Hexxa CLR 25 *TR* * ~Hexanna ~*TR* FVS 25 * Hexecuter CLR 20 *Flexanna RGR/R/M 18/1/1 *TR* * Flexa FTR/R 18/2 TR * Hextravaganz Bard *TR* 18/2 * Hexotic Sorc 13 * Hexquisite Wiz 23 * ~~Quantum Entropy * SARLONA~~ - * and various other scoundrels

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    +5 Greater Pedestrian Bane
    Quote Originally Posted by Tolero View Post
    Hireling: "Oh god, you're in trouble!" *heal fail* "Oh god, you're still in trouble!!" *heal fail* "Nooooo I will save you!!!" *heal fail* etc. but to the player, it just looked like the hireling was standing there staring off into space. He's not staring...he's thinking...REALLY hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stoopid_cowboy View Post
    Cation: Driver is madstoned
    Lol. Law enforcement may misunderstand that one.

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