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    "Don't like zerging? Go buff yourself"

    "I <3 Succubi"
    “No Battle Plan Survives Contact With the Enemy”

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    Proud parent of a piker.

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    Dwarves go deeper

    Wizards have longer staffs, but they also have crystal balls!

    What do you mean a pentagram only has 5 sides?

    Non-zergers stay to the right please...

    What, no problem I solo this all the ...DING!
    Last edited by Drakos; 06-29-2010 at 12:03 PM.

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    "Halflings...the other white meat"

    "Got Druids??? (We don't)"
    “No Battle Plan Survives Contact With the Enemy”

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    Forum troll on board.
    Main: Castagir (completionist), officer of the Fighting Clowns of Sarlona. Alts: Modric, Modrich, Kristna and others.

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    These might be SLIGHTLY tilted toward the view of healers.


    Who said we're doing this the RIGHT way?

    Its a suicide mission. You don't need my cleric.

    [2][2] runs and still no Lorrik's

    Elite huh? Sure let me go rebind.

    "Smooth run?" I'm down 100k and you say "Smooth run?"

    Will die for favor.

    How the hell did YOU reach level 20?

    Should have left the party an hour ago...

    Enjoy your bubble head!

    Spawn Screen - Its like Death Ward but funnier!

    Does "Line of Sight" mean ANYTHING to you?

    You Shrine. I buff. I shrine. We continue. Screw it up and its your ass.

    Your DPS is only impressive while you're alive.

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    I have spot for you in my inventory.

    Heals on me!
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    Wait no I dont.

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    Default Bumpers

    Free Bump

    Pikers Break For... Everything?

    10%, Way To Go.
    (Xflash) 12/6/2 Blittz TR2 (Barb, Fighter, Fighter)

    Fighter Haste Boost lV, 'Nough said.
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    I saw this on someone's signature and thought it's funny.

    The leading cause of death is -10hp.
    In case you didn't already notice, my posts that end with must NEVER EVER, under any circumstances, be taken seriously.

    http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?p=3012617

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    Thread of the month!!!!!! Omg, those are hilarious. I will +1 rep when I get the tears out of my eyes.

    Remember the cleric's name: you will be screaming it later

    Barb - Rage = Death

    I'm only zerging because I have to bio

    I am not a tease. I am a battlecleric and didn't tell you.

    My other ride is 30% striding.

    Korthos Village called, they're missing their idiot
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    Quote Originally Posted by cardmj1 View Post

    Korthos Village called, they're missing their idiot
    Take a message and tell them i will return once i finish dumbing down the rest of Xen'drik
    Last edited by Quikster; 07-01-2010 at 03:57 AM. Reason: still dumbing down...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quikster View Post
    Take a message and tell them i will return once i finish dumbing down the rest of Xendik

    For some reason, I thought Slink would be the first to comment on that one.

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    I have one!

    Sarlona- Sorcia

    Officer of EMPIRE

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    You guys all missed the most obvious bumper sticker:

    Kalari died, +3 Tomes for everyone!

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    I guess pants can be optional

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    Quote Originally Posted by cardmj1 View Post
    Remember the cleric's name: you will be screaming it later
    bwahahaha! Perfect!

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    "Necro This!"

    "I'd rather be zerging"

    "Over 1 Billion XP....and still not capped"

    "Zergers do it faster"

    "Pikers do it better"

    "Dragon. It's whats for dinner!"

    Anyone think of any others now that a year has gone by
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    Admitting your gimped is the first step.

    Paladins bring their own toys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyderwolf View Post
    Admitting your gimped is the first step.

    Paladins bring their own toys.
    Nice.

    It was good to run with ya the other day, havent seen ya in forever! Hope things are well
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    shrplz

    Quote Originally Posted by hsinclair
    I heard the devs hate all wizards, bards, clerics, fighters, and fuzzy bunnies and only want us to play halfling barbarian/paladin shuriken specialists!

    It's totally true, I have a reliable source. You better reroll now.
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