Dear Lando.
I made a haiku for you.
Like nineties meatloaf
Your mullet arouses me
Om nom nom nom om nom nom!
Oh, and Lando? Thanks for taking a dump in my cheerios you ******! But hey! Ill survive! Wanna know why?!?!
And thank for that rash that wont go away! Grrrr!!!
Speaking of rashes..... I have an ant bite on my pinkie toe and it wont go away
Oh and bring it on Tarrant!! You cant deletz mah powstz cuz...
Bwahahaha!
PS. Lando your boxes are still in my mothers clothes hamper. She insists that you retrieve them asap as the streak marks on em are begining to stink up her house! And on another note! Get your speedo while your at it! Its in MY clothes hamper!