We'd have to make sure we had Freedom of Movement, as I assume it would breathe grease. Firewall would be a highly effective weapon, though it would create splash damage occassionally from the constant spattering.
In fact, I think if you do enough fire damage all players should be hypnotized. Because seriously, who could concentrate when smelling that much cooking bacon...
And in the spirit of this monster, I proudly link the mother of all bacon treats...the "Bacon Explosion".