The destructive power of cheese in DDO

[manotaur]

Just yesterday i was playing. just farming on my wiz when i wife brought me some nachos mmmmm nachos. i was running elite eye of the titan if some guildies. earwiggs (wink wink) we where watching the titan beat down the mobs so i decided to start noming on my nachos. Mind you they were just right cheese melted just enough jalapenos on the right oooo they were ganna get it. so im noming away then the it sadness happend. i reached for my soda andthe nachos went into my lap (hot greasy nachos) so i jumped and danceing a nd cryed a little lol. once i cleaned the mess i my toon was dead so becareful beware or the cheese will get ya lol.

[MsEricka]

Another cheese incident! I think we should call our government reps and demand recalls! There should be printed warnings on cheese that it may be hot when heated! We need a class action lawsuit for no reason other than marble is better than plain cheddar!

[totmacher]

nerf cheese!

[gwlech]

lol, good read.

[cdemeritt]

Cheese is Evil!

[mws2970]

Where's Kingofcheese? He needs to weigh in on this!

[Rubiconn]

You know that you can build a Paly that will prevent this from happened, the enhancement line is KotC I see it all the time Killer of the Cheese.

[brentpatty1]

Sir. you are a victim of the cube. no question about it

[Rauven]

I have learned when imbibing the cheese whilst partaking of the joy that is DDO that it is best if the great coagulated juice excretions of bovine udders has been infused into small baked squares of salty goodness, commonly called crackers.

An added bonus of the salty square is they usually come in a box, from which you can pour this mighty delicacy into your face portal; thereby preventing the dreaded greasy keyboard and mouse.

[KingOfCheese]

As KingOfCheese, I declare that all negative comments about cheese must desist. Cheese is only greatness and wonder and love and all things good.

To assist you in properly discussing cheese, I provide the following forum-appropriate alternatives to some of your comments.

cdemeritt: Cheese is Life!

totmacher: Don't nerf cheese!

MsEricka: Another cheese incident! I think we should call our government reps and demand more cheese! There should be printed warnings on cheese that it is delicious and wonderful! We need a class action lawsuit against those that do not praise cheddar!

[Chai]

Send these fools up to Winconsin so we can teach a mini class on how to control your cheese habits and make your cheese consuming environment safe for you and everyone around you.

Pfft. amatures...

[Otherworld]

nerf cheese!

+1 for making me laugh.

And theys should put things with the cheese to put on your lap for when you're eating.

Made me get an idea for equipment types xD

Cheese. DR10 vs every weapon type except puncturing and nomnom.

Cheeseburst: On every hit, emits a cloud of smelly cheese, dealing 1d8 cheese damage and inducing fear on targets around you.

And all other variants you can thinl of.

[k1dwizard]

Send these fools up to Winconsin so we can teach a mini class on how to control your cheese habits and make your cheese consuming environment safe for you and everyone around you.

Pfft. amatures...

This is like saying send a heroine addict to a poppy farm, I am not sure chains will hold them far enough away from the beauty of the cheese.

mmmmm cheese

[ArkoHighStar]

I predict Update 7 Rise of the Cheese, where cheese related items will see a 20% boost, and we will see the ultimate crafting combo of the ham and cheese sandwich, hand these to a raid boss and its game over, they walk away munching and hand you the keys to the chest

[Rauven]

I predict Update 7 Rise of the Cheese, where cheese related items will see a 20% boost, and we will see the ultimate crafting combo of the ham and cheese sandwich, hand these to a raid boss and its game over, they walk away munching and hand you the keys to the chest

I don't care what anyone says about the update 5 nerfs if update 7 adds cheese and 5 gives more bacon then DDO will be filled with win.

CHEESE AND BACON!!!!!

[revenftbm]

cheese should be an added class!

but i hope it doesnt loot my AWSOME ring of thelis...

[PopeJual]

Once upon a time, I was a customer service/tech support goon. You know the kind... "Please hold while I disconnect you."

I was actually second level support, though, so I got the really good calls. I didn't mind, though because they were a whole lot more interesting than the, "can you reset my password?" calls. It's also amazing to me just how fast people calmed down and stopped yelling when they realized that I didn't care about their drama, but I did want to fix their problem - even though it was just because I find problems interesting and not because I care about them as people. I'm starting to wander now, so I'll get back to the point.

One call that I received in that far away land of yesteryear was from a person who had called a number of times before, always with reasonable and interesting problems that were not the result of user stupidity. This time, however, it was because he had spilled a gallon of wine onto his laptop.

Now, if you spill a gallon of wine onto your keyboard on a desktop PC, you can just get a new keyboard for $15. If you spill a gallon of water onto your laptop, you may well destroy the laptop itself, but there's a very good chance that your hard drive will still have all of its data once it dries out. If you spill a gallon of wine on your laptop, however, you're essentially just screwed.

I promised him that I would try to recover his data if he mailed the laptop to us, but "try" was the operative word. Amazingly, we did actually recover all of the data that he needed to get back in business, but that's another story.

A gallon of wine. Who even buys wine by the gallon, anyway?

[PopeJual]

cheese should be an added class!

but i hope it doesnt loot my AWSOME ring of thelis...

That was a misquote from Fernando. Cheese is an upcoming RACE, not a class.

[FrozenDonkeyWheel]

coagulated juice excretions of bovine udders....

Well.... I won't be eating cheese anytime soon.

[Bloodhaven]

you people don't see it?

That cheese just landed a perfectly executed sneak attack. The cheese also got bonus back stab damage. It would appear that the cheese got a 1 shot kill.

Well played sir.