Tarrant, the server is still down

[Coldin]

Looks like you guys made it so the client could update, but the server itself still says it's down.

Edit: I'm also revocking your "kick-axe" status until this is fixed.

[Althotas]

uhm change it to Axe kicked????

[Neko-kun]

Come on Tarrant, don't make this any harder.

You don't want Broccoli to have to come by and 'convince' you again, do you?

[Necrological]

6:00 p.m. CST and the test.... errr preview server is still down. I is not happy.

[Coldin]

*bump* Server is still down. I wonder if there's anyone left at Turbine Headquarters we could prod?

*gets a stick to poke people with*

[Neko-kun]

Turbine Employee Manual 1361e: How to Turn on a DDO Server

Step 1: Check if the server is already on. If the lights on the computer box are lit, there's a good chance it's already been done for you! Check the computer screen to make sure there aren't any boxes thay say "Warning", "Attention," or "Error." Should that be the case, refer to Turbine Employee Manual 2357a: Fixing A Server Error (Being Published Soon.)

Step 2: If the server is not On, locate the power button. The power button is, you guessed it, a button! However, don't just press any button! The power button is a big blue button located on the front of the server, and it has a symbol on it. This symbol looks like a "Q" turned so the tail points up.

Step 3: Now that you have found the power button, press it firmly until you hear a faint click, then release it. It should click again when it's released, and the lights in the box should turn on. Go through Step 1 again to make sure it's working swell. If nothing happens, try pressing it again. Should it not turn on from the second push, refer to Turbine Employee Manual 1361f: Plugging in a Server.

If all the above steps were completed, congratualations! You've successfully turned on a server!

Have your boss sign the back of this instruction card. When you have 3 signed cards, you can give them to your department manager for a prize!

[Dylos_Moon]

I'm also revocking your "kick-axe" status until this is fixed.

/signed

[Borror0]

Tarrant lied? Surprise.