A Good Old Khyber Rant

[InfidelofHaLL]

lol... i love the image of a dual shield weilder! they would look so awesome in myDDO... along with all my masterwork set that i am going to carefully put on my barb before logging since my guildie took took to commenting on my non-raid gear (ok so *he* may have red scale armor but sheesh! rudeness!)



i just booted my level 20 cleric... still v nervous about TOD healing but want to give it a go...

and i still suck. see sig but anyone game enough i'm available from either 5pm AEST or 12am AEST (depending on whether i can pike on my RL friends yet again...)

No pikers allowed.... you are way behind on our converstation you need to speed up!

[Inkblack]

No pikers allowed.... you are way behind on our converstation you need to speed up!

"Behind" on the conversation.

Heh heh, heh heh.

[MeliCat]

No pikers allowed.... you are way behind on our converstation you need to speed up!

I don't pike! I'm just a very bad player. :P I have a bauble but! (And lots of pots...)

Mind you I've spot healed Axer on my bard in there.... so sloooooow scrollling on a bard.... and my sp cures were truly pitiful. He wasn't particularly sarcastic so I think I was ok....

My clericing abilities are another matter...

.... but I suspect I could still do better than the OP's heler.... which is why I am offering my services. In the face of that I feel braver...

[MeliCat]

"Behind" on the conversation.

Heh heh, heh heh.

bleh... gutter meet Ink.


I have nothing to offer from "behind"... keep up...

[InfidelofHaLL]

bleh... gutter meet Ink.


I have nothing to offer from "behind"... keep up...

omg ink here is someon who turned your backside down... how does that make you feel?

[Inkblack]

omg ink here is someon who turned your backside down... how does that make you feel?

Unloved. Unwanted. Like you. :P

[InfidelofHaLL]

Unloved. Unwanted. Like you. :P

haha u only wish... i am a lot more wanted then you sucka! go back to prison and you can make new friends!

[MeliCat]

Infi have a Sammiich spank

Ink... spank with a wooden spoon..




Anyone else want some cleric discipline?

[InfidelofHaLL]

Infi have a Sammiich spank

Ink... spank with a wooden spoon..




Anyone else want some cleric discipline?

lousy!

[Inkblack]

haha u only wish... i am a lot more wanted then you sucka! go back to prison and you can make new friends!

With your girlish figure, I imagine you would be in demand.

[InfidelofHaLL]

With your girlish figure, I imagine you would be in demand.

I would run that place yo...... i got connections!

[Inkblack]

Infi have a Sammiich spank

Ink... spank with a wooden spoon..




Anyone else want some cleric discipline?

Must... edit... can't... type it...

[InfidelofHaLL]

Must... edit... can't... type it...

..... you should still be able to type you don't need your hands unless u have multiple friends with you atm.....

[Inkblack]

..... you should still be able to type you don't need your hands unless u have multiple friends with you atm.....

Oh, the wife would be mad if I typed what I thought. Some things no one wants to know, and are way embarrassing.

[InfidelofHaLL]

Oh, the wife would be mad if I typed what I thought. Some things no one wants to know, and are way embarrassing.

oh... i see.. pm me the details yo! and keep up the bad work!

[xEthreal]

No homosexual talk here without including others like me. Thats bad manners.

[Inkblack]

So, in the AM... how much of this thread is left? And can any of us get PM's?

[MeliCat]

No homosexual talk here without including others like me. Thats bad manners.

hetro chick here baby - all the way.

sorry - i have nothing to offer you

[Vallin]

Oh yeah, I like the fact that the healer also thought the barbarian tanks should add a shield. Cause, that would raise their AC and they might take less damage.

Oh my.

[Rabbi_Hordo]

yes it was cuz you are a gimp just like hordo!

them's fightin' words!

Besides, wouldn't he have been in someone's backpack by then?

I am pretty sure he would be but you were in my backpack if i remember correctly

Oh hi Hordo! How have you been?

/blinks innocently

So, in the AM... how much of this thread is left? And can any of us get PM's?

*Ahem*
Having had my name taken in vain I have decided to post a rebuttal:

>>>Neither of you two are fit to carry my soulstone.

There. It has been said. The bearers of my soulstone are among the finest players in all of DDO. They are truly a rara avis and have an aura of greatness around them that permeates even the ethereal fabric of life that we attribute to spirituality. For it is just such a spiritual experience, bordering on life-affirming epiphany, to be graced with such a holy relic as my soulstone.

I know that Infi has at times grasped at my soulstone only to have me rezzed out from his backpack and back in my magnificence into the party, and for that he earns points for desire yet a total /facepalm for the abject failure to appreciate the magnificent event that he has been denied. Ink, too, has had many an opportunity to attain this state of grace only to be thwarted by an opportune rez.

I want both of you to consider, closely and without reservation, just how demeaning it is to your persons that you invoke such a holy relic as my soulstone into your petty conversations without once ever truly realizing just how much of a positive impact it could make on your lives.

Shame.

Shame on both of you.

But in the spirit of goodwill, I offer the Blessings of Gornn in the hopes that you both will be saved and finally attain the epiphany that surely awaits you next you see an opportunity to bear such a heavy burden as the holy relic of my soulstone in your backpack.

/hugs

HORDO