The PUG from Heaven

[Chris79]

Oh... do not mind me, t'was early . Am glad I was able to decipher your OP with the Khyberian decoder ring... I feel much better now thank you.



Quite very Khyberian. Congratz and awesome.

Hahahahaha, nicely done. I think I'm getting the feel of this forum thing slowly:

Any positive, 'hug puppies' comments are to be cleverly hidden amongst bushes of thorny, sharp barbs, generally pointed at arrogant vets, incompetent n00bs, turbine managers, players on other servers, mothers (preferably Slinks) or those without microphones.

lemme see if I can do this....

'I just wanted to congratulate turbine on my suprising great experience I had with DDO today. Suprising because I was sure that turbine management protocol was to ensure that any fun experiences were restricted only to p2p. Generally I can't stand the incompetent n00bs in a PUG but occasionally even a ****** can get the square peg in the square hole through sheer dumb luck. At least I didn't have a vet playing, screaming 'follow me n00bs' as he zerged through 8 traps forgetting that not everyone can have his uber l33t evasion skillz.

Now, being a dwarf cleric, I'm far too lazy and have stumpy legs, to afford to follow their arses around and heal them, so I voiced that if the party wanted heals, they needed to be stay within 2 feet from me to minimise my effort. Well halfway through this ****** ranger types 'why aren't you healing me'....so realising he doesn't have voice, I proceed to flame him by referencing the various sexual positions I adopted with his mother last night. Someone dobs me in and tells him, so he cries and says 'this would never happen on Cannith, we respect our mothers on Cannith' to which I reply 'I respected your mother, I respected her brains out'....course he then logs off.

Long story short, the quest is finished thanks to me being awesome and I celebrated by directed the noobs back to the mephit room, insisting there was treasure in the lava if they just looked hard enough!


Whew, that a bit better?

[Calebro]

Chris, I haven't read the whole thread, but just the OP and a few following posts.
As you already know from reading the Khyber forums (as stated by you) you know what happens here.

But from a game standpoint:
I've run with Pyrric a few times, and frankly, I'm surprised that you failed that quest. I've never seen any play from you that disappointed me. I would have thought that you would have rallied the party a bit.

I'll keep an eye out for you and (if we're both on) teach you any quests that you don't know so that you can return here with a PROPER Khyber story to tell about ridiculous n00bs and how they ruined DDO for you.
As it should be.
/ragequit



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Hahahahaha, nicely done. I think I'm getting the feel of this forum thing slowly:


Whew, that a bit better?

MUCH better!

[k0ukla]

Hahahahaha, nicely done. I think I'm getting the feel of this forum thing slowly:

Any positive, 'hug puppies' comments are to be cleverly hidden amongst bushes of thorny, sharp barbs, generally pointed at arrogant vets, incompetent n00bs, turbine managers, players on other servers, mothers (preferably Slinks) or those without microphones.

lemme see if I can do this....

'I just wanted to congratulate turbine on my suprising great experience I had with DDO today. Suprising because I was sure that turbine management protocol was to ensure that any fun experiences were restricted only to p2p. Generally I can't stand the incompetent n00bs in a PUG but occasionally even a ****** can get the square peg in the square hole through sheer dumb luck. At least I didn't have a vet playing, screaming 'follow me n00bs' as he zerged through 8 traps forgetting that not everyone can have his uber l33t evasion skillz.

Now, being a dwarf cleric, I'm far too lazy and have stumpy legs, to afford to follow their arses around and heal them, so I voiced that if the party wanted heals, they needed to be stay within 2 feet from me to minimise my effort. Well halfway through this ****** ranger types 'why aren't you healing me'....so realising he doesn't have voice, I proceed to flame him by referencing the various sexual positions I adopted with his mother last night. Someone dobs me in and tells him, so he cries and says 'this would never happen on Cannith, we respect our mothers on Cannith' to which I reply 'I respected your mother, I respected her brains out'....course he then logs off.

Long story short, the quest is finished thanks to me being awesome and I celebrated by directed the noobs back to the mephit room, insisting there was treasure in the lava if they just looked hard enough!


Whew, that a bit better?

and THATS a khyber pug thread lol

[stainer]

Hahahahaha, nicely done. I think I'm getting the feel of this forum thing slowly:

Any positive, 'hug puppies' comments are to be cleverly hidden amongst bushes of thorny, sharp barbs, generally pointed at arrogant vets, incompetent n00bs, turbine managers, players on other servers, mothers (preferably Slinks) or those without microphones.

lemme see if I can do this....

'I just wanted to congratulate turbine on my suprising great experience I had with DDO today. Suprising because I was sure that turbine management protocol was to ensure that any fun experiences were restricted only to p2p. Generally I can't stand the incompetent n00bs in a PUG but occasionally even a ****** can get the square peg in the square hole through sheer dumb luck. At least I didn't have a vet playing, screaming 'follow me n00bs' as he zerged through 8 traps forgetting that not everyone can have his uber l33t evasion skillz.

Now, being a dwarf cleric, I'm far too lazy and have stumpy legs, to afford to follow their arses around and heal them, so I voiced that if the party wanted heals, they needed to be stay within 2 feet from me to minimise my effort. Well halfway through this ****** ranger types 'why aren't you healing me'....so realising he doesn't have voice, I proceed to flame him by referencing the various sexual positions I adopted with his mother last night. Someone dobs me in and tells him, so he cries and says 'this would never happen on Cannith, we respect our mothers on Cannith' to which I reply 'I respected your mother, I respected her brains out'....course he then logs off.

Long story short, the quest is finished thanks to me being awesome and I celebrated by directed the noobs back to the mephit room, insisting there was treasure in the lava if they just looked hard enough!


Whew, that a bit better?

That is what I am talking about!

[Saaluta]

Bye Welcome

Shr plz!!

Saal

[Saaluta]

Hahahahaha, nicely done. I think I'm getting the feel of this forum thing slowly:

Any positive, 'hug puppies' comments are to be cleverly hidden amongst bushes of thorny, sharp barbs, generally pointed at arrogant vets, incompetent n00bs, turbine managers, players on other servers, mothers (preferably Slinks) or those without microphones.

lemme see if I can do this....

'I just wanted to congratulate turbine on my suprising great experience I had with DDO today. Suprising because I was sure that turbine management protocol was to ensure that any fun experiences were restricted only to p2p. Generally I can't stand the incompetent n00bs in a PUG but occasionally even a ****** can get the square peg in the square hole through sheer dumb luck. At least I didn't have a vet playing, screaming 'follow me n00bs' as he zerged through 8 traps forgetting that not everyone can have his uber l33t evasion skillz.

Now, being a dwarf cleric, I'm far too lazy and have stumpy legs, to afford to follow their arses around and heal them, so I voiced that if the party wanted heals, they needed to be stay within 2 feet from me to minimise my effort. Well halfway through this ****** ranger types 'why aren't you healing me'....so realising he doesn't have voice, I proceed to flame him by referencing the various sexual positions I adopted with his mother last night. Someone dobs me in and tells him, so he cries and says 'this would never happen on Cannith, we respect our mothers on Cannith' to which I reply 'I respected your mother, I respected her brains out'....course he then logs off.

Long story short, the quest is finished thanks to me being awesome and I celebrated by directed the noobs back to the mephit room, insisting there was treasure in the lava if they just looked hard enough!


Whew, that a bit better?

+1

Saal

[Schmoe]

Hahahahaha, nicely done. I think I'm getting the feel of this forum thing slowly:
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I tried to read your post, but all I saw was "WAAAAAHiamtooawesomefornoobs!!!!". pugmoar suxless kkthxbai

[Calebro]

I tried to read your post, but all I saw was "WAAAAAHiamtooawesomefornoobs!!!!". pugmoar suxless kkthxbai

You, sir, are no fun at all.

[Schmoe]

You, sir, are no fun at all.

Just wanted to make him feel at home.

[samthedagger]

I was actually in a group almost exactly like the OP describes once. If it weren't so long ago, I might even suspect we were in the same group. And like the OP, I was very proud of the group for overcoming the vampire in the end after an initial problem. The key difference between this group and the group described in the post this thread is a spin-off of is that this group in this thread apparently learned from their mistakes to come through in the end. To fight a vampire, lose, then adjust your tactics to beat the vampire is admirable. To fall in lava, die, and then fall in lava and die again because you didn't cast resist fire (when you are a caster) is just shameful.

I'm always happy to PUG with people who make mistakes and learn from them. It's the people who make the same mistakes over and over again that grate on me.

Glad the OP had a good time. Teamwork is what this game is all about and it sounds like you had a group of team players.

[Jay203]

that is all


PS: I had nothing to do with this!