Quote Originally Posted by Emili View Post

Oh... do not mind me, t'was early . Am glad I was able to decipher your OP with the Khyberian decoder ring... I feel much better now thank you.



Quite very Khyberian. Congratz and awesome.
Hahahahaha, nicely done. I think I'm getting the feel of this forum thing slowly:

Any positive, 'hug puppies' comments are to be cleverly hidden amongst bushes of thorny, sharp barbs, generally pointed at arrogant vets, incompetent n00bs, turbine managers, players on other servers, mothers (preferably Slinks) or those without microphones.

lemme see if I can do this....

'I just wanted to congratulate turbine on my suprising great experience I had with DDO today. Suprising because I was sure that turbine management protocol was to ensure that any fun experiences were restricted only to p2p. Generally I can't stand the incompetent n00bs in a PUG but occasionally even a ****** can get the square peg in the square hole through sheer dumb luck. At least I didn't have a vet playing, screaming 'follow me n00bs' as he zerged through 8 traps forgetting that not everyone can have his uber l33t evasion skillz.

Now, being a dwarf cleric, I'm far too lazy and have stumpy legs, to afford to follow their arses around and heal them, so I voiced that if the party wanted heals, they needed to be stay within 2 feet from me to minimise my effort. Well halfway through this ****** ranger types 'why aren't you healing me'....so realising he doesn't have voice, I proceed to flame him by referencing the various sexual positions I adopted with his mother last night. Someone dobs me in and tells him, so he cries and says 'this would never happen on Cannith, we respect our mothers on Cannith' to which I reply 'I respected your mother, I respected her brains out'....course he then logs off.

Long story short, the quest is finished thanks to me being awesome and I celebrated by directed the noobs back to the mephit room, insisting there was treasure in the lava if they just looked hard enough!


Whew, that a bit better?