Help me Obi-Wan Strakobi...

[Gornn]

...you're my only hope...

You know what sucks? Logging yourself out of something and not being able to log back in. Don't you hate that? I hate that.

When you just can't remember your password? Ugh, it sucks so bad.

[spifflove]

Look in the dictionary, find two unrelated terms, piece them together, and you have your password.

Example: Airplanehorse

Now you have your password. Use it on everything and you will never forget it.

[dunklezhan]

Look in the dictionary, find two unrelated terms, piece them together, and you have your password.

Example: Airplanehorse

Now you have your password. Use it on everything and you will never forget it.

Add a number in, otherwise even that will get cracked by a brute force attack.

Airplane99horse. That's a fairly secure and memorable password.

So is a sentence:
ikissed30girlstoday

its memorable, its secure, and its a fantasy to go with your fantasy MMORPG!

[Strakeln]

Prince Gornn: [in a holo message] General Strakobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Goolan Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Moderators. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my post has fallen under moderation and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to DDO has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this chest. My father will know how to loot it. You must see this chest safely delivered to him in DDO. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Strakobi; you're my only hope.

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Darth Tarrant: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan Strakobi. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the newb; now *I* am the Moderator.

Obi-Wan: Only a moderator of the forums, Darth.

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Darth Tarrant: Your infractions are high, old man.

Obi-Wan Strakobi: You can't win, Darth. If you infract me again, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Drama is what gives Khyber its power. It's an energy field created by all active members. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the forums together.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Vault will be with you, always.

[Master_Jedi_Soda]

Prince Gornn: [in a holo message] General Strakobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Goolan Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Moderators. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my post has fallen under moderation and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to DDO has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this chest. My father will know how to loot it. You must see this chest safely delivered to him in DDO. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Strakobi; you're my only hope.

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Darth Tarrant: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan Strakobi. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the newb; now *I* am the Moderator.

Obi-Wan: Only a moderator of the forums, Darth.

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Darth Tarrant: Your infractions are high, old man.

Obi-Wan Strakobi: You can't win, Darth. If you infract me again, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Drama is what gives Khyber its power. It's an energy field created by all active members. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the forums together.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Vault will be with you, always.

... I'm not completely sure how to say this, but...
Nice one!

[Arkat]

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Vault will be with you, always.

The DDOVault.com?

There be Dragons and Mods surely!

[Belwaar]

Prince Gornn: [in a holo message] General Strakobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Goolan Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Moderators. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my post has fallen under moderation and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to DDO has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this chest. My father will know how to loot it. You must see this chest safely delivered to him in DDO. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Strakobi; you're my only hope.

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Darth Tarrant: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan Strakobi. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the newb; now *I* am the Moderator.

Obi-Wan: Only a moderator of the forums, Darth.

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Darth Tarrant: Your infractions are high, old man.

Obi-Wan Strakobi: You can't win, Darth. If you infract me again, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Drama is what gives Khyber its power. It's an energy field created by all active members. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the forums together.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Vault will be with you, always.

Wow.

[Onesikpup]

....darth Tarrant....

Lol

[BLAKROC]

Prince Gornn: [in a holo message] General Strakobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Goolan Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Moderators. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my post has fallen under moderation and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to DDO has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this chest. My father will know how to loot it. You must see this chest safely delivered to him in DDO. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Strakobi; you're my only hope.

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Darth Tarrant: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan Strakobi. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the newb; now *I* am the Moderator.

Obi-Wan: Only a moderator of the forums, Darth.

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Darth Tarrant: Your infractions are high, old man.

Obi-Wan Strakobi: You can't win, Darth. If you infract me again, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Drama is what gives Khyber its power. It's an energy field created by all active members. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the forums together.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Vault will be with you, always.

nice, and you used infract

[Rabbi_Hordo]

Prince Gornn: [in a holo message] General Strakobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Goolan Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Moderators. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my post has fallen under moderation and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to DDO has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this chest. My father will know how to loot it. You must see this chest safely delivered to him in DDO. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Strakobi; you're my only hope.

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Darth Tarrant: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan Strakobi. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the newb; now *I* am the Moderator.

Obi-Wan: Only a moderator of the forums, Darth.

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Darth Tarrant: Your infractions are high, old man.

Obi-Wan Strakobi: You can't win, Darth. If you infract me again, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Drama is what gives Khyber its power. It's an energy field created by all active members. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the forums together.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Vault will be with you, always.

+1 and I'm sending you my medical bill...I actually think I just burst a lung while laughing so hard...

[Gornn]

Prince Gornn: [in a holo message] General Strakobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Goolan Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Moderators. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my post has fallen under moderation and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to DDO has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this chest. My father will know how to loot it. You must see this chest safely delivered to him in DDO. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Strakobi; you're my only hope.

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Darth Tarrant: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan Strakobi. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the newb; now *I* am the Moderator.

Obi-Wan: Only a moderator of the forums, Darth.

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Darth Tarrant: Your infractions are high, old man.

Obi-Wan Strakobi: You can't win, Darth. If you infract me again, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Drama is what gives Khyber its power. It's an energy field created by all active members. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the forums together.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Vault will be with you, always.

Again....you win.

Please also reset my password. heh

[Loki]

+1 and I'm sending you my medical bill...I actually think I just burst a lung while laughing so hard...

You're not the only one. This may require a class action lawsuit.

[Lo_Pan]

Prince Gornn: [in a holo message] General Strakobi: Years ago, you served my father in the Goolan Wars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Moderators. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person; but my post has fallen under moderation and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to DDO has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this chest. My father will know how to loot it. You must see this chest safely delivered to him in DDO. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Strakobi; you're my only hope.

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Darth Tarrant: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan Strakobi. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the newb; now *I* am the Moderator.

Obi-Wan: Only a moderator of the forums, Darth.

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Darth Tarrant: Your infractions are high, old man.

Obi-Wan Strakobi: You can't win, Darth. If you infract me again, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Drama is what gives Khyber its power. It's an energy field created by all active members. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the forums together.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Vault will be with you, always.

Quoted for truth!!

LMAO

[Kistilan]

The DDOVault.com?

There be Dragons and Mods surely!

This is not the infractions vault you are searching for. *waves Jedi mind trick*
You will let us be on our way.

PS. Last post on Khyber. I'll miss you Arkat. Not so much you, Strakobi. Australia is amazing and it's only 1 day deep. Much better than my irish exposition. *floats like a butterfly, stings like a 12 man vod pug*. Cheers and kudos to the force.

[Strakeln]

Stainer: You know, I think that BG unit we bought may have been stolen.
Uncle Demoyn: What makes you think that?
Stainer: Well, I stumbled across a tattoo while I was looting the chest. It says that she belongs to someone named Obi-Wan Strakobi. I thought it might have meant old Strakeln. Do you know what it means?
Uncle Demoyn: Uh-uh.
Stainer: I wonder if he's related to Strake.
Uncle Demoyn: That queen is just a crazy old man. Now, tomorrow I want you to take that BG unit to the Twelve and have her tattoo removed. That'll be the end of it. She belongs to us now.
Stainer: But what if this Obi-Wan comes looking for her?
Uncle Demoyn: He won't. I don't think he exists anymore. He died about the same time as your father.
Stainer: He knew my father?
Uncle Demoyn: I told you to forget it.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: Rest easy, son. You've had a busy day. You're fortunate to be all in one piece.
Stainer: Strake? Strakeln? Boy, am I glad to see you.
Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Argonnessen Wastes are not to be traveled lightly. Tell me, young Stainer, what brings you out this far?
Stainer: [indicating BG] This big chest. I think she's searching for her former master. I've never seen such devotion in a chest before. Ah, she claims to be the b*tch of an Obi-Wan Strakobi. Is he a relative of yours? Do you know what she's talking about?
Obi-Wan Strakobi: [thoughtfully] Obi-Wan Strakobi. Obi-Wan... Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
Stainer: I think my uncle knows him. He said he was dead.
Obi-Wan Strakobi: Oh, he's not dead... Not yet.
Stainer: You know him?
Obi-Wan Strakobi: But of course I know him. He's me.
[BG squeaks in surprise]
Obi-Wan Strakobi: I haven't gone by the name of Obi-Wan since, oh, before you were born.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some **** fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
Stainer: What is it?
Obi-Wan Strakobi: Your father's keyboard. This is the weapon of a Khyberian Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a gamepad; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Khyberian Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the Empire.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: There was nothing you could have done, Stainer, had you been there. You'd have been banned too, and the chest would now be in the hands of the Empire.
Stainer: I will come with you to the Alternative Forum. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Drama and become a Khyberian like my father.

[lord_of_rage]

Stainer: You know, I think that BG unit we bought may have been stolen.
Uncle Demoyn: What makes you think that?
Stainer: Well, I stumbled across a tattoo while I was looting the chest. It says that she belongs to someone named Obi-Wan Strakobi. I thought it might have meant old Strakeln. Do you know what it means?
Uncle Demoyn: Uh-uh.
Stainer: I wonder if he's related to Strake.
Uncle Demoyn: That queen is just a crazy old man. Now, tomorrow I want you to take that BG unit to the Twelve and have her tattoo removed. That'll be the end of it. She belongs to us now.
Stainer: But what if this Obi-Wan comes looking for her?
Uncle Demoyn: He won't. I don't think he exists anymore. He died about the same time as your father.
Stainer: He knew my father?
Uncle Demoyn: I told you to forget it.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: Rest easy, son. You've had a busy day. You're fortunate to be all in one piece.
Stainer: Strake? Strakeln? Boy, am I glad to see you.
Obi-Wan Strakobi: The Argonnessen Wastes are not to be traveled lightly. Tell me, young Stainer, what brings you out this far?
Stainer: [indicating BG] This big chest. I think she's searching for her former master. I've never seen such devotion in a chest before. Ah, she claims to be the b*tch of an Obi-Wan Strakobi. Is he a relative of yours? Do you know what she's talking about?
Obi-Wan Strakobi: [thoughtfully] Obi-Wan Strakobi. Obi-Wan... Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
Stainer: I think my uncle knows him. He said he was dead.
Obi-Wan Strakobi: Oh, he's not dead... Not yet.
Stainer: You know him?
Obi-Wan Strakobi: But of course I know him. He's me.
[BG squeaks in surprise]
Obi-Wan Strakobi: I haven't gone by the name of Obi-Wan since, oh, before you were born.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some **** fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
Stainer: What is it?
Obi-Wan Strakobi: Your father's keyboard. This is the weapon of a Khyberian Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a gamepad; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Khyberian Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the Empire.

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Obi-Wan Strakobi: There was nothing you could have done, Stainer, had you been there. You'd have been banned too, and the chest would now be in the hands of the Empire.
Stainer: I will come with you to the Alternative Forum. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Drama and become a Khyberian like my father.

LMFAO wow Strak I have military medical and Im still sending you the bill.

[Inkblack]

Obi-Wan Strakobi: Your father's keyboard. ...

I feared the worst for this line. I wouldn't have been able to keep it PG.

[stainer]

I never understand what is going on.

edit to add - However the story ends make sure Slink ends up playing Chewbacca.

[Gornn]

I never understand what is going on.

edit to add - However the story ends make sure Slink ends up playing Chewbacca.

No way. Gawna is Chewbacca (Gawnbacca) and I'm Gornn Solo.

And FYI Gornn Solo ALWAYS shoots first. Always.

[Strakeln]

No way. Gawna is Chewbacca (Gawnbacca) and I'm Gornn Solo.

And FYI Gornn Solo ALWAYS shoots first. Always.

Alas, you defined your role already with the title of this thread... Prince Gornn.

Now go glue those cinnamon buns to your ears.

Stainer, you are the New Hope.