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  1. 04-26-2010, 08:29 PM #21
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    Chuck Noris used all stances simultaniously, and he likes it that way.
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  2. 04-27-2010, 01:37 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crann View Post
    On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
    Now thats funny!
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  3. 04-27-2010, 01:45 PM #23
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    Chuck Norris can divide by Zero.

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    You don´t get more out of life then you put in to it.
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    When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


    Shamelessly swiped from Chuck Norris Facts
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    Then darkness would eat me. Cold would devour me.
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    Well, Santa worries about Chuck Noris seeing him while he's sleeping. That what keeps Santa going year after year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swedishchef View Post

    I like that one - despite knowing where Chuck REALLY resides:






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    Chuck Norris can speak in Braille.

    Chuck Norris doesnt have hair on his yarbles cause hair doesnt grow on steel.
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    Even Chuck Norris was gimped by U5
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    Chuck Norris forced Turbine to use "Epic" for it's top of the line stuff, only Chuck Norris is "Legendary"
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    Quote Originally Posted by mws2970 View Post
    Chuck Norris has no lag ANYWHERE.
    If Chuck Norris even looked at a mob he would induce DPS lag on all servers, in all MMOs, on all planets in the known and unknown universe - crippling all toons not named Chuck Norris permanently.
    Good thing Chuck Norris never plays games.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PopeDX View Post
    I'm so glad it's still 2007, this is an awesome year!
    One time, Chuck Norris round-house kicked PopeDX back in time to the year 2007.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grodon9999 View Post
    Even Chuck Norris was gimped by U5
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