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  1. 04-26-2010, 12:04 PM #1
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    Default Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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    NM. Changed my sig. Chuck sucks.
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  3. 04-26-2010, 12:16 PM #3
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    Chuck Norris succeeds in vorpalling on a 1. . . with the Club of the Holy Flame.

    Chuck Norris has no lag in parts 1 or 4 of the Shroud.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir_Chonas View Post
    Chuck Norris succeeds in vorpalling on a 1. . . with the Club of the Holy Flame.

    Chuck Norris has no lag in parts 1 or 4 of the Shroud.
    Chuck Norris has no lag ANYWHERE.
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  5. 04-26-2010, 12:18 PM #5
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    I'm so glad it's still 2007, this is an awesome year!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PopeDX View Post
    I'm so glad it's still 2007, this is an awesome year!
    Chuck Norris is timeless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PopeDX View Post
    I'm so glad it's still 2007, this is an awesome year!
    Chuck Norris has no need for calendars, he exists in ALL times...simultaneously!


    (I made that one up myself btw )
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    Chuck Norris thinks, therefore we are

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  9. 04-26-2010, 12:37 PM #9
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    Instead of saying "friend" to open up the doors to the Mines of Moria, Gandalf could have just said "Chuck Norris."
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    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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    Chuck Norris knows the position and momentum of any given particle at any given time, its know as Chuck Norris' Godda*n Certainty Principle.
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    Chuck Norris has no Raid timers, our Raid timers are so the game can recover from Chuck Norris.

    The Lag in the shroud is because time got distorted when Chuck Norris gave Harry a round house to the face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tymoriel_Ayreweaver View Post
    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
    *Chuckles*

    Chuck Norris is overrated...

    /Bash
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    Chuck Norris' weighted handwrap dcs apply to stunning fist and stunning blow as they should. . . but he doesn't use them because he likes his victims conscious when he kills them.
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  15. 04-26-2010, 12:53 PM #15
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    On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
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    And on the Eight Day Gornn created Chuck Norris...and saw that it was BAD @$$!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawabonga View Post
    *Chuckles*

    Chuck Norris is overrated...

    /Bash
    Thank you captain obvious hehehe. I think that's the point of the "Chuck Norris Facts."
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  18. 04-26-2010, 01:10 PM #18
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    New Epic Harry DR/Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick
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    The Golden Rule:

    Do Unto Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris would do unto you.
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  20. 04-26-2010, 07:25 PM #20
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    Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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