Giraffe

[Stanley_Nicholas]

This just in: our enemies have tried disguising themselves as giraffes in an attempt to infiltrate our ranks. A deep cover agent of ours has managed to send us an image of one of these spies, through a dead-drop on a small island off the coast. Agent Gann did this at great personal expense, and is currently MIA. His sacrifice may have given us the advantage we need through these photographs:

We're prepared for that. Once the offending disguise is removed, we have highly professional trained monkeys to dispatch them.

[MarcusCole]

We're prepared for that. Once the offending disguise is removed, we have highly professional trained monkeys to dispatch them.
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OK now its my turn to give +1

[Kistilan]

We're prepared for that. Once the offending disguise is removed, we have highly professional trained monkeys to dispatch them.

Looks like hitman monkey drowned Blah. No more Mad God.

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Looks like hitman monkey drowned Blah. No more Mad God.

Actually that was one of Blah's spawn. A demigod if you will. Part of the monkey's training before he takes down Blah himself.

[MarcusCole]

That look is for you Stan

[Stanley_Nicholas]

That look is for you Stan

That was another of Blah's spawn. We waited until she was busy outside playing with bubbles (a distraction that commonly runs in the family), then sent in one of our best agents. Needless to say, she was dispatched very easily.

[Rameses]

That was another of Blah's spawn. We waited until she was busy outside playing with bubbles (a distraction that commonly runs in the family), then sent in one of our best agents. Needless to say, she was dispatched very easily.

She never saw it coming

[MarcusCole]

Unfortunately they have discovered our agent's weakness:

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Unfortunately they have discovered our agent's weakness:

That's because he's clearly not a properly bred hitman monkey. In fact, I believe it's a monkey/blah half-breed (the resemblance is quite obvious). Most likely another blahish agent.

We'll send out our newest hitman monkey prototype as soon as soon as we finish potty training it:

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Further evidence has come to light of Blah's horrid cross-breeding attempts. We must all remain vigilant or risk being overrun by these abominations.



This has been a public service announcement.

[Spisey]

Truly terrifying Stan. I will do my part in holding back the blahbreds!

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Truly terrifying Stan. I will do my part in holding back the blahbreds!

Thanks Spisey, I knew we could count on you! And we're going to need all the help we can get. Investigations have turned up startling new evidence that Blah isn't doing this alone anymore - he has spawned Blahccoli minions to run his labs and expedite the creation of even more foul blahbeasts. Oh the horror!

[MarcusCole]

We have however, sent in our own agents cleverly disguised as Blahccoli workers with the objective of gaining more intel on possible weaknesses that these monstrosities may possess: