Dear Emili-
Aussiee said she was going to allow us to bathe together (us being, you and me -- I don't know if she was planning on joining). As much as the sacred waterfall appealed to my general male-nature, I'm afraid I must politely decline. New events have changed my ever-revolving relationship status and it simply would be unfair to let you only have the physical and intellectual pleasure of my company while my heart remains in the safe keeping of another nymph.
Might I suggest propositioning another swagger chap in this? Aussiee obviously felt you were a tad dirty and may need a good cleaning by several hands. I'm certain some individuals like Hordo, Gornn, Slink, and maybe even C3 might assist you. In the end I'm sure you'll feel stuffed clean by these caring men of Khyber. Best wishes and hopefully you won't have to bend over to pick up the soap at the waterfall.
Always enamoured with you.
-Kist