Alrighty Khyber, it's time to have our voices heard!
How in the name of Gornn can they have a DDO: EU commercial without the splendor that is the spinning bluish soulstone of your's truly, Hordo.Originally Posted by Tolero
We're even going to be running our first batch of DDO Unlimited TV commercials within the next few weeks!
For 4+ years I have toiled and cultivated a reputation honed in experience and the recognition has not been forthcoming from Turbine.
First, they refused to rename the XP penalty the "Hordo Effect" and went so far as to remove the XP penalty totally as if to just to spite me.
Second, they began to allow shrines to reset on normal and in explorer areas thereby preventing the type of Old School Party Wipes that made running with a HordoToon (TM) ever exciting.
Third, they introduced the rez cakes and TP purchased shrines thereby totally invalidating the concept of a party-wipe outside of a raid. I can tell you this made a whole server sigh in relief...OH I mean in regret!
Now, they have introduced an XP bonus for no deaths in a quest.
PULEESE!
There should be a 35% bonus for parties that succeed without me wiping the whole party for Gornn's sake!
I am perilously close to calling Turbine out on restraint of free trade and keeping me down, but will forgive all for a featured spot in an upcoming DDO:EU commercial.
So, let's let Turbine know we are serious, Khyber, and let them know YOU want to kill Hordo on TV!!!!
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04-22-2010, 06:47 PM #1Community Member
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PETITION: Hordo's Soulstone...
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04-22-2010, 07:06 PM #2Community Member
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We must have Hordo in the commercial! How about a video capture of him dying?
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04-22-2010, 07:16 PM #3Community Member
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/signed. My toons in seekers carry rez tools simply for hordo.
. Heck I carried rez rings on toons when I only pugged with hordo.
Toons are in a constant state of flux. Khyber server.
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Maybe your forum name should be lord_of_halfling_rage then...
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04-22-2010, 07:33 PM #4Community Member
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What better way to recognize epic failure and party wipe than to include hordo's soulstone in advertising spots!
Many many fond memories of Hordo's soulstone indeed
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04-22-2010, 08:02 PM #5Community Member
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only if:
Animation of any-Hordo-alt being tossed thru the air by an air ele towards a elite orthon mid cleave.
It is baseball season ya know!
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Quite a bloody hordivatizing topic of conversation...
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04-22-2010, 08:10 PM #7Community Member
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Yep...BUT I must land in a Lava Lake...remember those runs Slink? ROFLMAO! Originally Posted by Slink
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If there is one thing that has remained consistent from the dawn of DDO to now, it is that Hordo dies in quests. Leaving that our of the DDO commercial would be the largest step the devs will have taken yet to completely severing themselves from their roots. Remember your history!Useful links: A Guide to Using a Gamepad w/ DDO / All Caster Shroud, Hard Shroud, VoD, ToD Einhander, Elochka, Ferrumrym, Ferrumdermis, Ferrumshot, Ferrumblood, Ferrumender, Ferrumshadow, Ferrumschtik All proud officers of The Loreseekers. Except Bruucelee, he's a Sentinel!
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What an amazing idea Hordo: Commercials that emphasize (actual player) in-game celebrities!
BUT,... most importantly: Commercials that depict (repeated) in-game celebrity DEATHS!!!!
For Gornn's sake, make it so!Last edited by zuzax; 04-23-2010 at 09:54 PM.
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I should be a commercial like a public service message, craftaholics seek help or you'll end up like Hordo!!!!!!!!
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Hi, I'm Saaluta and I approve this for a commercial Originally Posted by Slink
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I have never had the pleasure of viewing Hordo's soulstone, but am moved by his plight. I, too, vote for a commercial appearance.
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Welcome to DDO . you must be new, to never have seen Hordo's Soulstone Originally Posted by Ahavah
I have never had the pleasure of viewing Hordo's soulstone, but am moved by his plight. I, too, vote for a commercial appearance.
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Hell, everyone on Khyber has seen that soulstone, might as well show it to the rest of the world.
ps - put in Shade's ego to... I have a 55 inch TV, I can handle it.
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/snicker Originally Posted by stainer
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Hell, everyone on Khyber has seen that soulstone, might as well show it to the rest of the world.
ps - put in Shade's ego to... I have a 55 inch TV, I can handle it.
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so many hordo deaths' so little time to pick just one. I think it should be a recurring theme in all DDO commercial. Finish with a different hordo death
anything else is just un ddo like
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Hordo can be in inspiration to ALL noobs.
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Seriously!
If that unmentionable game will let Mr T throw mohawk grenades on US TV surely Turbine can see the extreme value of a using a celebrity like Hordo as the EU spokesperson... he knows how to die in quite a few european languages. I've even heard him speak latin... and not pig latin mind you.
Speaking of mohawk grenades, you should get a special coin over your head for carrying Hordo's soulstone... then again just go ahead and give everyone on Khyber the "Hordo mohawk", they'll earn it eventually.Loreseekers Elder
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04-22-2010, 11:33 PM #19Community Member
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Originally Posted by Ahavah
I have never had the pleasure of viewing Hordo's soulstone, but am moved by his plight. I, too, vote for a commercial appearance. Originally Posted by Lifeblood
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Wow.
That's like saying you are an American and have never even been within 500 miles of a Mc Donald's! LOL
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Too funny, Hordo!
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