A can of worms has been opened!

[LargeMarge]

Get real. If you were a true Texan, you'd be drinking beer with either/both salt or hot sauce added. LOL

Hell NO! We save THAT for the Women-folks. Real men drink Wiskey and Tequila.

We save the Dr Pepper for when the Preacher comes over to Grandma's house to visit.

[LordPiglet]

Soo...


I heard somewhere that Taimasan likes to eat fruit. Is this atrocity true?! Any self respecting gamer eats chips and drinks Mister Pibb! MISTER PIBB!!! Not Dr.Pepper. Not Sprite. Not WOW'ers Mountain Dew.

Mister..... Pibb.....

No true Texan would ever, ever pick Mister Pibb over Dr. Pepper.

[smatt]

/sarcasm on
/Texas Accent on

WHAT! You call yourself a TEXAN? You claim you're from TEXAS, and you don't like Dr. Pepper?

Don't you know that the Dublin Dr Pepper Bottling Compant is The Oldest Dr Pepper Bottling Plant in the World! A True Texas Original!

Oh man, if George Bush, Nolan Ryan, Willie Nelson, Chuck Norris, Tommy Lee Jones and ZZ Top heard you talking like that! WELL...well sir...It wouldn't be pretty.

You must be one of those **** yankee carpet baggers...Get a Rope.

Don't Mess With TEXAS!

Twitter that, B#^ch!

/Texas Accent off
/sarcasm off

Texas always thinks it's more important than it really is..... Blah blah blah.....

[LordPiglet]

/sarcasm on
/Texas Accent on

WHAT! You call yourself a TEXAN? You claim you're from TEXAS, and you don't like Dr. Pepper?

Don't you know that the Dublin Dr Pepper Bottling Compant is The Oldest Dr Pepper Bottling Plant in the World! A True Texas Original!

Oh man, if George Bush, Nolan Ryan, Willie Nelson, Chuck Norris, Tommy Lee Jones and ZZ Top heard you talking like that! WELL...well sir...It wouldn't be pretty.

You must be one of those **** yankee carpet baggers...Get a Rope.

Don't Mess With TEXAS!

Twitter that, B#^ch!

/Texas Accent off
/sarcasm off

I'd like to point out, that Chuck Norris is actually an Oklahoman

[Quijonsith]

I'd like to point out, that Chuck Norris is actually an Oklahoman

Oklahoma is just a colder annex of Texas.

[LargeMarge]

I'd like to point out, that Chuck Norris is actually an Oklahoman

You're a HOMAN!

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. He then landed in Oklahoma by mistake. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Twitter THAT! B#^ch!