Inspired by a comment i read on another thread.....

Sooooome things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.

When your chewing on lifes gristle,
doooont grumble, give a whistle.
and this will help things turn out for the beeeest.

annnd, always look on the bright side of life
*da-do, da-do da-do da-do*
all ways look on the right side of life
*da-do, da-do da-do da-do*

If life seems jolly rotten,
theres something you forgotten,
and thats to life and smile and dance and sing.

when your feeling in the dumps,
dooooont be silly chumps,
just purse your lips and whistle thats the key.

annnd, always look on the bright side of life
*da-do, da-do da-do da-do*
all ways look on the right side of life
*da-do, da-do da-do da-do*

Life is quite absurd,
and deaths the final word.
you must always face the curtain with a bow.

Forget about your sin,
give the audiance a girn,
enjoy its your last anyhow!

soooooo.

always look on the bright side of life
*da-do, da-do da-do da-do*
all ways look on the right side of life
*da-do, da-do da-do da-do*

Lifes a piece of s^&t,
when you look at it.
Lifes a laugh and deaths a joke its true.

You'll see its all a show,
keep em laughing as you go,
just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
**Come on guys, cheer up!**
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
**Worse things happen at sea, you know.**
Always look on the bright side of life...
**I mean - what have you got to lose?**
You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!
Always look on the right side of life...

Incidentially, this records avaliable in the foyer.
Who do you think pays for all this rubbish?
Some of us gota make a living to you know. I told him, i said to him "bernie" i said "they'll never make their money back.



And finally, a quote....

"blessed are the cheesemakers"

"whats so special about the cheesemakers?!"

"well, obviously it isnt meant to be taken literaly. He means the manufacturer of any dairy products."