ok so I ask...

[Seelowe]

this thread should be copy pasted as a whole to a "you know you play too much ddo, when..." thread
-describing getting lucky with the missus as a favor reward for completing candlelight dinner on elite. etc ^^

[Blackbird]

Pfft, noobs. I haven't listened to a word my wife has said in years. Oh, she still talks to me all the time, but I just smile, nod, and say "Yes, dear" occasionally while thinking about video games in my head

And yes, she plays DDO and will probably see this, but I haven't gotten in enough trouble lately

Someone is not as funny as he thinks he is....

The sad thing is, I rarely read the forums. However, he couldn't stop chuckling to himself and mentioning that he posted something that would get him in trouble that I had to come look....mostly to satisfy his need to get in trouble.

[cwfergtx]

Wife lets me play when I want for as long as I want and gives me about a weeks notice when she wants to do something in the evening. Married 30+ years play pnp once a month at my house and on ddo for about 6 hours an evening. Been playing pnp since 1979 even sent my so to college off my collection when I sold all my pre-1st edition, 1st ed, 2nd ed, and all my Dragon, Dungeon, and Polyhedron Magazines from 1-250+ one year at GENCON.

[Yajerman01]

You guys are lucky. I was enjoying a pleasant evening last night. Then some idiot actor on the tele starts rating his first dates on a scale of 1-10. Oh no you didn't...

Wifey turns to me and purrs "did you think I was a 10 when we first met?"

I paused only briefly while trying to recall page 6 of my Wifey User Guide...

Doom.

Since then, hellhounds on my tail and I'm up to my head in brimstone. Sheesh.

If you paused = fail.

there are two plausible answers to that if you truly love your wife AND want to play DDO and if shes is a normal quasi-firey independant woman.

Option #1. No, I thought you were a 9.5 but I think your a 10 now!
Option #2. Then? honey you have always been a 10.....

Never provide honest answeres when it comes to your woman's appearance even when you think it is "OK" because in the end its not.


There is only a partial alternative and you have to meet the two other qualifying levels.

1. You can alter your response if you have been married 15 or more years.
2. You married as a dominant male and shes a submissive.

Either or, and you can add humor like, "honey, they have no scale for you" or "can we use fractions?"

dominant, "you think yourself worthy of being on a scale in the first place? gasp!"

[soloman]

How would I know? Was she wearing sexy clothes? or not wearing sexy clothes and expecting people over for the holiday? These hints would be a tip of what she really meant.

Personally if I got asked that by my guy I'd be like "great, let's level our lowbies and then have a candlelit dinner" but that's just me.

Marry me