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    Default Chuck Norris and Dos Equis

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    Ever wonder what would happen if The Most Interesting Man in the World and Chuck Norris met up? That would be pretty flippin awesome.
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    Default Flagrant!

    I love the Dos Equis guy! Ever see the brief TMZ encouter?

    That being said the Dos Equis campaign is a flagrant rip-off of the Chuck Norris jokes going around!
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    Well, the Most Interesting Man in the World would either have to be a villain or just plain rude for things to get interesting. Chuck Norris does allow some people to live, doesn't he?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Ed7 View Post
    I love the Dos Equis guy! Ever see the brief TMZ encouter?

    That being said the Dos Equis campaign is a flagrant rip-off of the Chuck Norris jokes going around!
    Maybe Chuck should get in on it, make an ad with Dos Equis, and make a buck too.

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    Now that I think about it, International Man of Mystery is just a millionaire playboy, and a drinker. Chuck Norris is a trained fighter, and lives a fairly clean lifestyle. If you limited it to man-to-man, hand-to-hand combat, I think it would be as easy as Bearded Guy taking down Cheeseburger Josh.

    Of course, International Man of Mystery would have much better manners, imho.

    *Oops. Got my memes crossed. I mean The Most Interesting Man in the World.
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    The most interesting man in the world gets drunk and parties with multiple hot chicks at a time, something ole' Chuck only dreams about.

    While im sure Chuck would put up a good fight, I have to put my money on the cooler of the two. I mean seriously the MIMITW fought a bear!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kronik View Post
    I mean seriously the MIMITW freed an angry bear from a trap
    Fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strakeln View Post
    Fixed.

    "I don't always free bear, but when I do, I use Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends."
    LOL, I knew its was an Angry Bear but I thought he fought it. I guess this is how tale tales beggin huh!

    Nice quote too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kronik View Post
    LOL, I knew its was an Angry Bear but I thought he fought it. I guess this is how tale tales beggin huh!

    Nice quote too!
    You were thinking of John West...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kronik View Post
    The most interesting man in the world gets drunk and parties with multiple hot chicks at a time, something ole' Chuck only dreams about.

    While im sure Chuck would put up a good fight, I have to put my money on the cooler of the two. I mean seriously the MIMITW fought a bear!
    Yeah but remember that a bear once attacked Chuck Norris and he felt sorry for it and just stared it down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dakkon75 View Post
    Yeah but remember that a bear once attacked Chuck Norris and he felt sorry for it and just stared it down.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2XUgE6g7XU
    An ordinary bear couldn't do that, but Chuck let it get a tasting of his blood to make it more powerful. To put on a good show for the cameras, of course.

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