The ol' choke-n-piddle. Clanky knows it well. So, let me get this straight... I should keep making things that make people choke and/or pee themselves. Can you even read yourself typing?
Oh, I'm gonna make more.
Loads more. I have two more ideas in my head already, each more humorous than the last. I'm only going to send them to Jerry though. That'll teach Lessah not to "Yank the Clank". More like DDoCrocktailHour! What a crock!
So, SamIus. I listened to my part of Berry's podcast like a dozen times to both hear the sound of my own voice and hear everyone's accolades about my deep and insightful understandings of the world around me. I heard you say "That is the best..." and then you were drowned out by the voluminous laughter and praises of others. What was the rest of what you said? My ears are burning... Oh wait. I was standing too close to a firewall.
As a side note: Taking in mind the (mis)pronunciation of your name "Samius", I went back and read some of my favorite inspirational literature by the well respected Theodore Geisel. But, following your "don't pronounce the I" rules, flubs up the meter of the rhyme. I'll quote here...
- I do not like green eggs and ham.
- I do not like them "SamAm".
See? It's not right. Classic literature says so. Sigh.
- I do not say it on a bus.
- I do not say it "Sam I Us".