Favorite Bios of all time

[Ghirmeshk]

Saw this one just the other day:

"Wandered around Korthos Island lost for 40 minutes before I realized there was a recall button."

Too much.

[Samadhi]

Some of mine are:

"If you are not zerging, you are not trying hard enough."

"Due to the server merge and the increasing number of bios that are indistinguishable from one another, I feel it necessary to um... do something different... in like a new way... Latiki had a rough life, both her parents died when she was very young, and now she strives for vengeance against the evils of the land."

"Anything worth doing, is worth doing right. HST"

"gogogo" amidst a bunch of spirally ASCII art.

and a pile of Tool quotes for most of the rest of them.

[Marr0w1]

I want that Aggro Range shirt, just to put in my pile of awesome things I will only wear to work/at home.

[Gnorbert]

And to stay in the subject, my Bbn/Rgr Belkkar Bitterleaf has 'I'm a sexy shoeless god of war'


(source)

Hehe... I have a halfling paly named Belkie in the guild <Shoeless Gods of War>


I know, I know... Paladin is just wrong... but he's fun.

[Cratecrusher]

I want that Aggro Range shirt, just to put in my pile of awesome things I will only wear to work/at home.

Here's to you
http://www.bytelove.com/bytelove-clo...e/prod_43.html

(I'd really like one too but shipping overseas is overpriced )

[enarus]

i personally love mine

I'm your heal slave... use me well

also saw a Ftr with

"Meatbags have feelings 2!"

[Quietstorm]

Tot recently applied for the job of the girl.....he's eagerly awaiting a reply.

Just an update...tot got the job

[Snowkinggamer]

i like my bio personally however i feel i shouldnt post it on the forums for fear of getting banned as i have already recieved a repremand for behavior... lets just say its song lyrics to a song that i cant even say the name... by Doomsday Refreshment Committee if you want to read it message me in game ill show you if not continue on

[Cratecrusher]

lets just say its song lyrics to a song that i cant even say the name...

OMG ! The Hedgehog song ???

[mondo]

Sorry Bolo, have to disagree with you on that "I can't heal stupid" bio. That one's been on so many clerics/FvS that it's not even worth mentioning. And frankly, it's stupid and shows a lack of effort on the cleric's part. Maybe, "I don't heal earlickers" or something of the sort would be more appropriate and a little more original. It falls under the same category as "run ahead and I don't heal you". The only way you're gonna get better as a healer is to have an idea of the location of all party members, how they can heal themselves, and act accordingly even if they wanna run ahead. No big deal if they die, just laugh at them and keep moving on.

My cleric Gemheal has a bio you might like then; I will chase after zergers and heal you and leave the rest of the party to die, If I cant see you I will move til I can, Miraculously Ive found a way to heal stupid, Tell me how to use my mana to make you feel better, Always open for suggestions on how to run my cleric. Get lots of comments on it

[Ashurr]

I didn't know you were into Gerbiling!

I always wondered something Do you at least clip his nails before sending Lemmiwinks down the Hershey highway? Oo

The correct term is "felching"...don't ask me how I know, I'm from Khyber. heh

[twizznach]

someone who doesnt play anymore had this in his bio "I want to fall asleep inside (playername) and have it shrink out" lol

[phalaeo]

I humbly submit mine, only because I get so many tells from people telling me they like it.
Can't remember who originally posted it, but it was shamelessly copy pasted (with permission) from some thread in the Cleric forums.

Life and Times of Pallai Argon, GrumbleCleric

I have an M.D. from Jorasco University, I am board certified in emergency battlefield medicine and trauma surgery, I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards in Eberron, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you; when someone goes into that rest shrine and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their fighter doesn't recall or that their rogue doesn't bleed to death from trap damage or that their mage doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from feeblemind, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in Prison of the Planes on November 17 and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.

[Xeraphim]

"F2P Lag Specced"

and

"Declare a Jihad on your thirst!" on an rogue benefitting from an alcoholic beverage themed naming trend


and of course Tinkk's and various other similar quotations in bios. Brenna's was pretty cool, and Spisey's was a raging bout of madness. Niac had a pretty cool bio back in the day, as did Nytte for a bit.

Of course the bits about truncations of a name for "I put the <truncation> in the <Class>" bios are always clever as well.

[macros123]

Best one I can remember was from an oldtime cleric on Argo.

He had the "Top Ten Reasons Why You Died" in his bio. Most of them were the standard junk in many clerics bio, but after reading a few of the standard "You ran too far ahead of the group" and "You ducked behind the pillar at the wrong time" sort of junk, I got hit by number 7.

#7 I was tabbed out looking at porn and wasn't paying attention to your health bars......my bad.


Mixed in with the junk it stood out. Hilarity.

[revenftbm]

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[synkos]

I don't know about my favourite bios but I always preferred Award to AMI.

[gott_ist_tot]

It falls under the same category as "run ahead and I don't heal you". The only way you're gonna get better as a healer is to have an idea of the location of all party members, how they can heal themselves, and act accordingly even if they wanna run ahead.

And when you learn enough you completely disregard the info on location and self-sufficiency of your party members. You put "If you want to get healed, keep up" in your bio and zerg off once again.


Pity with your wings, they have no way of keeping up.