Favorite Bios of all time

[Heffty_Smurf]

not him

ask not what your forum monitor can do for you, but what you can do for your forum monitor

[totmacher]

dont talk to me Judas lol ur still on the sh*t list. I like your new forum title though and we can all rest assured after seeing your pic that ham will be the only thing you are fathering. Im surprised you did use smurf names, judging by those pics you are slightly shorter than a smurf....and im gonna have to start charging you more for cab rides I didnt realize how heavy you were.....shave that fro off and I will call you Mini Me

lol judas

[dkrypt]

Am I the meanest?
Sho’Nuff!
Am I the prettiest?
Sho’Nuff!
Am I the baddest mo-fo, low-down, around this town?
Sho’Nuff!
Well, who am I?
Sho’Nuff!
Who am I?
Sho’Nuff!
I can’t hear you!
Sho’Nuff!

[Tabun]

Tab's wife's bio says...'Neebs is my sugar daddy'

Tfff. Thisis a lie don't believe this.

[Quietstorm]

hehe Judas...that was funny. Youre the funniest cabbie on Argo.

[Cratecrusher]

I thought the thread was "favorite bios" not "favorite private jokes"

I'm a little disappointed there

[sirgog]

Not on Argon, but I have recently added "Combat: You roll a save against Horoth's Blasphemy - Banishment. You roll a 1 - save failure!" and feel many other people should add it too.

[Tummada]

Am I the meanest?
Sho’Nuff!
Am I the prettiest?
Sho’Nuff!
Am I the baddest mo-fo, low-down, around this town?
Sho’Nuff!
Well, who am I?
Sho’Nuff!
Who am I?
Sho’Nuff!
I can’t hear you!
Sho’Nuff!

man I love that movie!!! The last dragon, what a classic C rated flick!!!! "WHO'S DA MASTA....I AM"

[Bolo_Grubb]

on a FvS "Yes I am a healbot, but I can't heal stupid"

on a random character "I did not get this fat by running"

[Kistilan]

i dont care

Neither does kitty.

[Tharlak]

There was this one bio after a night of eating some bad burrito's wow... might of been my favorite.

To quote Al Pacino in Glengarry Glen Ross "You ever take a sh!t that made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours? "

[lemonarian]

Someone in our guild used to have

"type /death count - to see how many times you've died"

I think she recently took it off after too many people randomly started dying in the middle of quests...

[Cratecrusher]

I saw a elf wizard yesterday (a TR named sth like "Dychotomy") in whose bio were several paragraphs about how warforged were property, not people, and had to "behave" if they wanted to be healed

(quite funny if this is RP - quite scary if it's just racism )

[Kistilan]

I saw a elf wizard yesterday (a TR named sth like "Dychotomy") in whose bio were several paragraphs about how warforged were property, not people, and had to "behave" if they wanted to be healed

(quite funny if this is RP - quite scary if it's just racism )

Expect points soon. You've broken Godwins Second Law, the first to not discuss Nazis Germany, shortly followed after with "Do not copy Chuck Norris bannable offenses" including but not limited to "accusing certain people of a figmentive racism."

There is no excuse for this. It is quite serious.

[thomprob]

on a FvS "Yes I am a healbot, but I can't heal stupid"

on a random character "I did not get this fat by running"

Sorry Bolo, have to disagree with you on that "I can't heal stupid" bio. That one's been on so many clerics/FvS that it's not even worth mentioning. And frankly, it's stupid and shows a lack of effort on the cleric's part. Maybe, "I don't heal earlickers" or something of the sort would be more appropriate and a little more original. It falls under the same category as "run ahead and I don't heal you". The only way you're gonna get better as a healer is to have an idea of the location of all party members, how they can heal themselves, and act accordingly even if they wanna run ahead. No big deal if they die, just laugh at them and keep moving on.

[Erekose]

Wondering if anyone else out there had a favorite bio besides their own of course. I'd have to say my top 2 are:

"Juslim all over your face baby!" "I'm gonna run forward and aggro everything"

And:

I put the ER in cleric

Juslim all over your face? That guy must be ********.... What does he have a half Jewish, half Muslim FB Berserker or what?

I really like a toon called Hellspike, his BIO reads 'Hellspike up your Bum.'

Erek

[Cratecrusher]

Expect points soon. You've broken Godwins Second Law

Err... You may have but I didn't.

I don't mean to troll here, but the vocabulary used by said elf character strongly reminded me of what was said about black people (slaves) back in the XVI-XVIIth century.

I agree that slavery is a very serious subject, but that's why it's (sorta ) funny to see its vocabulary used in a fantasy setting. Especially as it shows how ridiculous and stupid such a concept is.

Anyway, as a famous french humorist (Pierre Desproges) once said 'You can make fun of anything, but not amongst anyone'.

I don't think the player who wrote that has to be racist irl. I think it's just RP. But I was quite uneased by the words he used, that's all. Sorry if my phrasing was ambiguous. Excuse my french, litterally.

[Kiranselie]

[WeaselKing]

[Beherit_Baphomar]

Something like;

I go to the ocean to cry, only there do my tears seem small.

FIN.

Laughing my ass off just typing this.