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  1. 03-15-2010, 11:47 PM #1
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    Default Favorite Bios of all time

    Wondering if anyone else out there had a favorite bio besides their own of course. I'd have to say my top 2 are:

    "Juslim all over your face baby!" "I'm gonna run forward and aggro everything"

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    I put the ER in cleric

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  2. 03-16-2010, 04:49 AM #2
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    Tinnk's ever evolving list of quotes...
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  3. 03-16-2010, 05:26 AM #3
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    Tab's wife's bio says...'Neebs is my sugar daddy'
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    Hi Welcome was first used in the DDO Forums on June 13th, 2009 in the Argonnessen forums by Milamber69.
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  4. 03-16-2010, 06:05 AM #4
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    I cannot remember the source to credit him/her duly, but the absolute funniest bio I have ever read stated "I am stranded at the gas station of love and have to use the self-service pump". LOL, kills me every time.
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  5. 03-16-2010, 06:12 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by elricken View Post
    I cannot remember the source to credit him/her duly, but the absolute funniest bio I have ever read stated "I am stranded at the gas station of love and have to use the self-service pump". LOL, kills me every time.
    Weird Al FTW!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r41U_T7pQjQ
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    I nominate you as head developer of DDO!
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    That tears it. I need to get a donkey.
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  6. 03-16-2010, 06:55 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trillea View Post
    Weird Al FTW!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r41U_T7pQjQ
    Unfortunately....

    My sound isn't currently functioning so I could not enjoy the clip.
    But if the quote originally comes from Weird Al then I shall worship the ground he walks upon (or something similar).
    I seriously cried from laughing when I first read it.
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  7. 03-16-2010, 08:20 AM #7
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    Spisey McHaggis's bio

    I sh!t halflings for breakfast.

    **** you Spisey!
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  8. 03-16-2010, 09:01 AM #8
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    Tinks are good I Find myself reading ishys alot but ithink it's just beacuse I can not keep my mouse and eyes off him
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  9. 03-17-2010, 03:23 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tabun View Post
    I can not keep my mouse off him

    I didn't know you were into Gerbiling!

    I always wondered something Do you at least clip his nails before sending Lemmiwinks down the Hershey highway? Oo
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  10. 03-17-2010, 06:14 AM #10
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    My favorite serious Bio is Brennas.


    My other favorite Bio's belong to Mhykke.

    "Shuriken Specced" on his barb was always one of my favorites.

    Also, "I put the ANGER is Ranger"
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    Why should I care about what none friends think? It really not like anythink they do are say in this game really affects me.
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  11. 03-17-2010, 08:40 AM #11
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    I found a TR WF named "Legolas theelf" whose bio was something like "Yes I know, it was before my TR, ok ?!"

    I also got praises for my own WF Fighter "CrateCrusher" whose bio is (from memory) "Me crash crates, me crash barrels, me crash vases, me crash sarpho... sagro... coffins, AND ME CRASH YOUR HEAD TOO !"

    Thinking about starting a new life ? Take a look at my tutorial in the Reincarnation guide!
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  12. 03-17-2010, 08:40 AM #12
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    I like Brenna's story a lot. Ganak's collection of poetry is also fun on his various characters. Tink's collection of quotations is hilarious.
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  13. 03-17-2010, 08:49 AM #13
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    "I swear to Drunk I'm nor god."
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  14. 03-17-2010, 09:44 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by toughguyjoe View Post
    My favorite serious Bio is Brennas.


    My other favorite Bio's belong to Mhykke.

    "Shuriken Specced" on his barb was always one of my favorites.

    Also, "I put the ANGER is Ranger"
    One of Mhykke's Bios is AFK spec'd. I like that one.
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  15. 03-17-2010, 11:28 AM #15
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    Idk about u guys but I think the guy that has "best pally.....period (tm)" in his bio is really great. He makes me laugh cuz he understands that being the best pally in this game is roughly equal to being the 5th person picked in a grammar school pick up kickball game. Fortunately not everyone gets his joke and it angers many. And that makes me laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heffty_Smurf View Post
    Idk about u guys but I think the guy that has "best pally.....period (tm)" in his bio is really great. He makes me laugh cuz he understands that being the best pally in this game is roughly equal to being the 5th person picked in a grammar school pick up kickball game. Fortunately not everyone gets his joke and it angers many. And that makes me laugh.
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  17. 03-17-2010, 11:33 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heffty_Smurf View Post
    Idk about u guys but I think the guy that has "best pally.....period (tm)" in his bio is really great. He makes me laugh cuz he understands that being the best pally in this game is roughly equal to being the 5th person picked in a grammar school pick up kickball game. Fortunately not everyone gets his joke and it angers many. And that makes me laugh.
    but he doesn't even HAVE divine might???????? I MEAN ***??????????????????????????????????
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  18. 03-17-2010, 11:33 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quietstorm View Post
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son
    Are u still here? Teddy K says whats up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heffty_Smurf View Post
    Are u still here? Teddy K says whats up.
    not him
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  20. 03-17-2010, 11:38 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by totmacher View Post
    but he doesn't even HAVE divine might???????? I MEAN ***??????????????????????????????????

    dont talk to me Judas lol ur still on the sh*t list. I like your new forum title though and we can all rest assured after seeing your pic that ham will be the only thing you are fathering. Im surprised you didnt use smurf names, judging by those pics you are slightly shorter than a smurf....and im gonna have to start charging you more for cab rides I didnt realize how heavy you were.....shave that fro off and I will call you Mini Me
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