OK, I was thinking of making a barbarian and I was thinking of what race to pick.
Human looked good because there good at everything.
Warforged looked good because they are almost made for the barbarian class.
Then I thought. "Hey, I role-play a chaotic aligned bard! I shouldn't do something just because it 'makes since', I should do whatever I want!"
Being a chaotic neutral person I must do things that are chaotic or I will lose my alignment! (Lawful alignments, eww)
So I decided to make a Halfling Barbarian.
Why? The same reason a bard does anything!
http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2010-01-12
But being chaotic I decided to go against the rules that a chaotic neutral aligned person should not do anything logical or anything that makes since so I decided to do something that is logical and makes since and ask the forms how to make a Halfling Barbarian that isn't a total gimp.
Chaotic neutral logic for the win.
I didn’t see any good builds for a Halfling barbarian because it wasn’t the sane thing to do or something…
Sane is boring.
So yeah, someone post some tips or a build that will help me make a barbarian that has everyone that looks at me snigger for making something so silly. Yet afterwards they will be impressed at the fact that everything I touch dies.
I already have a rogue for the “everything I touch dies” part, but I want the silly part.
Also if you have an idea for a character that is sillier than a Halfling barbarian post it I want to see.