Once again all references to Clankenbeard have been removed from this show. I learned how to TWEET for God's sake just to send in my wish. And once again, my fabulous contribution wound up on the cutting room floor. You have to go look at
www.DDoCocktailHour.com to even get a clue what my wish was. Even then, you're not sure!
Lessah is very selective in what she will keep in the show. She and Samius record about 63 hours of continuous dialogue for each show and then she carefully whittles it down to what you guys need to hear. They are actually recording next week's show right now, less than two days from the last one. And the mics will just run for four days. "That doesn't leave enough time to listen to all of the audio again and edit it!" you say? She uses magic elves and a random audio snippet selector application to make the show. Yeah. I know. I don't get how it all works out either.
I'm right there! I'm like four feet away from Lessah handing her drinks during her show. Then I have to go all slave labor and make cartoons for her so that she looks good. Then I get cut?!? Where's the Clanklove?
So, I am officially starting my own campaign which I call "
Don't Yank the Clank....from the show." All of my follower please chime in on this thread expressing your repeated disdain for my repeated dismissal.
Ok. She did put a link to my "Pit and the Pendulum" poem on her site. But that was probably just to humilliate me or to highlight that I am overqualified to humilliate myself. Whatever. I'm not adding Cocktail Hour to my signature until I actually get to be on the show.
DON'T YANK THE CLANK!