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    Default Another chest loot ? thread - "lowest level opens"

    DQ2 raid today. A player said the lowest level should loot the chest because it affects the odds of good loot droppage. Also, whoever had the longest timer opens affects it.
    New rumor? I've read so many threads on this subject and never heard this one.

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    Old rumor. From waaay back when the game first began. In any case, that's all it is--a rumor.
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    I've also heard that if you spin around three times, jump once while holding a book in your hand, then sit down shouting "The cloud is falling!" at the top of your lungs, you're guaranteed a +5 Exceptional Tome of Ability.


    No matter how many times people say this, it somehow never gets through... Nobody but a dev can affect your loot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guildmaster_Kadish View Post
    Old rumor. From waaay back when the game first began. In any case, that's all it is--a rumor.
    Yeah I didn't want to sound too much like a jacka@@, I even made fun of it in-game when he said it. Didn't want to be a jerk though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydra_ex View Post
    I've also heard that if you spin around three times, jump once while holding a book in your hand, then sit down shouting "The cloud is falling!" at the top of your lungs, you're guaranteed a +5 Exceptional Tome of Ability.


    No matter how many times people say this, it somehow never gets through... Nobody but a dev can affect your loot.
    Wish more people knew that.

    Joined a Tapestry run(Was 20) to pick up a few more tap pieces for my lower level and some guy started grumbling about how having a high level causes items to be lousy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPurge View Post
    Yeah I didn't want to sound too much like a jacka@@, I even made fun of it in-game when he said it. Didn't want to be a jerk though.
    Ya probably easiest just to play along and have some fun with it by proposing your own loot ritual. Some people are always going to be superstitious, not much you can really do about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guildmaster_kadish View Post
    ya Probably Easiest Just To Play Along And Have Some Fun With It By Proposing Your Own Loot Ritual. Some People Are Always Going To Be Superstitious, Not Much You Can Really Do About It.
    The Cloud Is Falling!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hydra_ex View Post
    The Cloud Is Falling!!!
    Oh no! Now all the loot will stink, you fool, that's the wrong phrase! It's supposed to be "The sky is vomiting!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guildmaster_Kadish View Post
    Oh no! Now all the loot will stink, you fool, that's the wrong phrase! It's supposed to be "The sky is vomiting!"
    No no no. I'm on a raid timer on a non-capped toon. You're starting to mix up your superstitions. If you're on a capped toon or not on a raid timer, you have to say the sky is vomiting. Now you ruined my chances of the chest dropping a +5 Tome.
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    I always like to intimidate the chest first, then haggle with it......then i bluff it into giving me what i want !

    works everytime !

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    You obviously got your facts wrong.... you're supposed to run around the chest3 times counter-clockwise, toss a grease on the chest to loosen up the lock on the special loots and then in open chat, type: In thy name loot god i beseech thee! After which you count to 10 (remember the chest is recovering from that grease) and spam diplomacy as many times as possible. more diplomacy = better loot. I have seen a marked increase in the time spent in quests using this method. i would post screenshots if my lewt werent so HUGE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hydra_ex View Post
    No no no. I'm on a raid timer on a non-capped toon. You're starting to mix up your superstitions. If you're on a capped toon or not on a raid timer, you have to say the sky is vomiting. Now you ruined my chances of the chest dropping a +5 Tome.
    But you're forgetting that it isn't a Tuesday today! Now, if it was, then maybe you'd be right, but, given the circumstances, well... there's just no excuse for such shenanigans.
    Last edited by Guildmaster_Kadish; 03-04-2010 at 11:18 PM.
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    Default Vive la France!

    I was in a Tempest Spine Raid and our leader somehow talked all twelve of us into waiting for him to diplo the chests. I thought wasn't worth arguing over so I obliged. But at the end, he fell off the cliff and we waited for him to run back to the top.

    A fire elemental killed him. We sent down the cleric. After a long wait, he appeared, diploed the chests and promised us that we would NOT be disapointed.

    We looted. Everyone was quiet. And then a guy said with a heavy French accent said condesendingly "Ha! So much for the "uber loot!""

    I dunno if he was really French or not, but comedically? C'est magnifique!!

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