New Guild - "UNICORN"

[The_Metal_Monster]

since Unicorns only hang out with virgins...what does that say about the guild members?

That made me crack a smile. Ok I laughed too.

Some Unicorn Info for the uninformed:
they could only be mounted by virgins.

would they really be virgins any more if they mounted one?

[Milamber69]

Hrum....

FWIW I'm pretty sure Erekose let me pike a few times. That's totally helpful and without any gain on his part. Of course, not being in the same guild, it still may or may not hold true whether he helped guildies.

True. He also showed me how to love again....

[Erekose]

True. He also showed me how to love again....

Unselfish Update:

Belvik gained Demonic bracer's and Devout Hand-wraps while I was on my Monk :O


Goddammit I'm so unselfish.

[Erekose]

Dont worry you wouldn't make the cut anyways

And what exactly is the criteria for this guild?

EMO, unshaved, whiney, black clothes wearing ******

I guess I don't fulfill the criteria after all, no loss.

Good luck with your recruitment drive, looser.

<fart noise in your direction followed by projectile vomit on your face>

[Erekose]

Played with guildies all night to achieve TR shared goals.

went from level 12 to 14.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

Erek

[Erekose]

U cant touch this, Hammer time..........

[macros123]

Something wrong with being Canadian, tool?

[Gunga]

Something wrong with being Canadian, tool?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

And away we go.

I'm Scottish, and I have a Kobold in m'kilt!

[Erekose]

Something wrong with being Canadian, tool?

Depends on whether your a frenchy or not.

[Mazeratti]

My neg rep powers? I didn't neg rep you. It's pointless to do so for anyone with a longerish rep line.

Oh really? Thats interesting info

Are they like little light sabers that battle it out and if they are of equal size and strength its like a tie/standoff? Thats cool ! So is my longish bar immune to the power of neg repping?

*grynz evily pondering whom I can annoy in safety*

[Kistilan]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

And away we go.

I'm Scottish, and I have a Kobold in m'kilt!

can I have my hand back now?

[Jonny_D]

Unselfish Update:

Belvik gained Demonic bracer's and Devout Hand-wraps while I was on my Monk :O

Goddammit I'm so unselfish.

Pretty funny that it is noteworthy that a guildy getting loot with you in party and you not quitting the guild because you didnt get it. Unselfish is running your cleric on a VoD b/c the your guild needs 1 even though you already have all the loot you need and are sitting at 41 completions, or actually running your cleric period in a guild group rather than "saving" it to pug because your guildies will just carry your other toons consistently through every run.

Here are some names you might wanna ask about as examples of unselfish players that defined team play before standards were dropped ... Krell, Ishanadan, Bext, Eyo, and you might want to observe the actions of others like Tass, Nirv, Rupert, Ikilla and ofcourse the best example Maldor. All people who put others before their own loot and run quests to help flag others even when they are already flagged ect.

You say its because of time zones that we never ran much together, when in reality it was because I avoided running with you whenever possible, unless ofcourse you needed help flagging for something, then of course the guild's needs came before my personal distaste. I knew from the first time we carried your rogue through USB and got you your icy raiments and you wanted to quit after you got yours and we still had one other guildy that needed their set and you had to be shamed into staying to finish that you would be a greedy dsh to avoid. And over the year and a bit you never let me down a single time... greed greed greed.

And what exactly is the criteria for this guild?

EMO, unshaved, whiney, black clothes wearing ******

I guess I don't fulfill the criteria after all, no loss.

Good luck with your recruitment drive, looser.

<fart noise in your direction followed by projectile vomit on your face>

Well if I were ever to start a guild... this thread was about a funny pic I found and wanted to tease the Pwny's, which sadly they never responded... I would use a little acronym...

Character - Sorry Erek, you have none, as consistently evidenced by the need for you to be shamed into doing the right thing, whether it be finish helping the lootrun group that got you your loot, or giving back a Large Scale after ignoring several ingame emails reminding you that you are forgot to return it

Loyalty - Something you dont understand which was clearly demonstrated everytime you reserved your cleric for pug runs instead of guild runs, and by the way inwhich you departed your former guild

Attitude - A confident attitude that you are among the best players on your server, this you have in abundance

Skill - Your attitude is backed up by your skillful play... so Check, you have this

Seniority - Been around the game for a while, not a Noob, this too applies to you, so another check in your favor

So my little acronym spells C.L.A.S.S. but your last post that I quoted shows you have none... 3 out of 5 isnt bad, too bad the required attributes you have only = A.$.$.

Sorcey and Trel always said "no Pooftas", Frenchy must have thought it was pluralised and figured it would be ok if he let just one in when you were allowed to join. Sadly he was mistaken .

[Erekose]

Pretty funny that it is noteworthy that a guildy getting loot with you in party and you not quitting the guild because you didnt get it. Unselfish is running your cleric on a VoD b/c the your guild needs 1 even though you already have all the loot you need and are sitting at 41 completions, or actually running your cleric period in a guild group rather than "saving" it to pug because your guildies will just carry your other toons consistently through every run.

Here are some names you might wanna ask about as examples of unselfish players that defined team play before standards were dropped ... Krell, Ishanadan, Bext, Eyo, and you might want to observe the actions of others like Tass, Nirv, Rupert, Ikilla and ofcourse the best example Maldor. All people who put others before their own loot and run quests to help flag others even when they are already flagged ect.

You say its because of time zones that we never ran much together, when in reality it was because I avoided running with you whenever possible, unless ofcourse you needed help flagging for something, then of course the guild's needs came before my personal distaste. I knew from the first time we carried your rogue through USB and got you your icy raiments and you wanted to quit after you got yours and we still had one other guildy that needed their set and you had to be shamed into staying to finish that you would be a greedy dsh to avoid. And over the year and a bit you never let me down a single time... greed greed greed.



Well if I were ever to start a guild... this thread was about a funny pic I found and wanted to tease the Pwny's, which sadly they never responded... I would use a little acronym...

Character - Sorry Erek, you have none, as consistently evidenced by the need for you to be shamed into doing the right thing, whether it be finish helping the lootrun group that got you your loot, or giving back a Large Scale after ignoring several ingame emails reminding you that you are forgot to return it

Loyalty - Something you dont understand which was clearly demonstrated everytime you reserved your cleric for pug runs instead of guild runs, and by the way inwhich you departed your former guild

Attitude - A confident attitude that you are among the best players on your server, this you have in abundance

Skill - Your attitude is backed up by your skillful play... so Check, you have this

Seniority - Been around the game for a while, not a Noob, this too applies to you, so another check in your favor

So my little acronym spells C.L.A.S.S. but your last post that I quoted shows you have none... 3 out of 5 isnt bad, too bad the required attributes you have only = A.$.$.

Sorcey and Trel always said "no Pooftas", Frenchy must have thought it was pluralised and figured it would be ok if he let just one in when you were allowed to join. Sadly he was mistaken .

Go un-**** yourself **** wit.

If i could reach out in rl and bash your stupid face in I would. You are weak and I would you pulverize nicely.

Get a life, get a real job, man up and drink a can of HTFU and **** off.

[Jonny_D]

go Un-**** Yourself **** Wit.

If I Could Reach Out In Rl And Bash Your Stupid Face In I Would. You Are Weak And I Would You Pulverize Nicely.

Get A Life, Get A Real Job, Man Up And Drink A Can Of Htfu And **** Off.

Pwned

[totmacher]

looks like this guild is going to be a real contender to pwny, at least in the "creation of drama" category...

[HeavenlyCloud]

looks like this guild is going to be a real contender to pwny, at least in the "creation of drama" category...

Interesting you say this. To be in PWNY you need to have several traits.

Understanding the basics of Drama.

How to avoid Drama if you desire to.

Creating Drama out of thin air.

Supporting Drama with no more than 1 image, 1 smiley or even a blank post.

Drama and you, how it affect everyone around you. (This is a required trait for potential PWNY's if you see drama, let your guildmates know! or at least save it so they can participate later on)

And the most important trait of a PWNY...

Enjoying Drama with your guildmates!

So this clearly means we are far superior to everyone else in the Drama aspect of the game.

[Erekose]

Pretty funny that it is noteworthy that a guildy getting loot with you in party and you not quitting the guild because you didnt get it. Unselfish is running your cleric on a VoD b/c the your guild needs 1 even though you already have all the loot you need and are sitting at 41 completions, or actually running your cleric period in a guild group rather than "saving" it to pug because your guildies will just carry your other toons consistently through every run.

Here are some names you might wanna ask about as examples of unselfish players that defined team play before standards were dropped ... Krell, Ishanadan, Bext, Eyo, and you might want to observe the actions of others like Tass, Nirv, Rupert, Ikilla and ofcourse the best example Maldor. All people who put others before their own loot and run quests to help flag others even when they are already flagged ect.

You say its because of time zones that we never ran much together, when in reality it was because I avoided running with you whenever possible, unless ofcourse you needed help flagging for something, then of course the guild's needs came before my personal distaste. I knew from the first time we carried your rogue through USB and got you your icy raiments and you wanted to quit after you got yours and we still had one other guildy that needed their set and you had to be shamed into staying to finish that you would be a greedy dsh to avoid. And over the year and a bit you never let me down a single time... greed greed greed.



Well if I were ever to start a guild... this thread was about a funny pic I found and wanted to tease the Pwny's, which sadly they never responded... I would use a little acronym...

Character - Sorry Erek, you have none, as consistently evidenced by the need for you to be shamed into doing the right thing, whether it be finish helping the lootrun group that got you your loot, or giving back a Large Scale after ignoring several ingame emails reminding you that you are forgot to return it

Loyalty - Something you dont understand which was clearly demonstrated everytime you reserved your cleric for pug runs instead of guild runs, and by the way inwhich you departed your former guild

Attitude - A confident attitude that you are among the best players on your server, this you have in abundance

Skill - Your attitude is backed up by your skillful play... so Check, you have this

Seniority - Been around the game for a while, not a Noob, this too applies to you, so another check in your favor

So my little acronym spells C.L.A.S.S. but your last post that I quoted shows you have none... 3 out of 5 isnt bad, too bad the required attributes you have only = A.$.$.

Sorcey and Trel always said "no Pooftas", Frenchy must have thought it was pluralised and figured it would be ok if he let just one in when you were allowed to join. Sadly he was mistaken .

Alright Mr Word Smith.

I quit the guild because an Ass clown member of the guild who ****ed with a RL friend of mine ******d him. Got it ass clown? This require principles which you have no understanding of re: your failure to acknowledge the reasons why I quit the guild. I re-joined on the insistence of the guild leader. The same person who does not care that you are no longer in the guild, deal with it looser.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo


FYI **** stick. Until you pay for my subscription, I reserve the right to do what I want, period. Your lame ass definition of "guild" BS doesn't rub with me, because sunshine I choose what I want to do, when I want with whom I want, stupid ****er.


As for your citing long dead heroes of Ransacked. They are dead, let it go . Mabar is gone dude, if you have not realized by now, dumb ****. They were not there, are not there and they will never return <reality check **** stick>.
Let go of the past and deal with REALITY. If you don't like it and you don't have the staying power then **** off to another MMO.

So you say you avoided me? LOL. Sincerely, after being in Archmagi, grouping with BL, CK, Pwny and many other fine guilds with GREAT players, you only disappointed me with your, "Just wait until I get this....<item, tome etc> builds. If you have "avoidance issue's" I recommend you seek professional help.

Your builds sux, you were carried through many quests, raids and contributed to drama more than success. I feel for you bro, you clearly can't build a decent toon and you make excuses as if they were going out of fashion.

Interesting to note i never touted myself to be the "best" player on the server. If you have any idea of a First person shooter (FPS) then you would understand the handicap I have with 300 latency. Until I get that down to 50, I cannot lay claim to that title. :P

As for your little small minded, petty acronym, I don't give a flying ****. It surely amuses you more than anyone who gives a ****.

J$. You are a cluster ****. Top yourself and do all of us a favor.

GL with that.

Erek

[Erekose]

Pwned

Clever response.

[Erekose]

Pretty funny that it is noteworthy that a guildy getting loot with you in party and you not quitting the guild because you didnt get it.

Ha you misguided fool. clearly you did not run with me often.

Bracer's of Demonic Consort I pulled and handed to Belvic from chest on my Sorc, no questions asked, and

Devout Hand wraps I pulled on my Monk while leveling and Belvic switching to his Monk for optional named chest.

You have nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

[Gunga]

Nothing like a greasy argo thread and hoagie lunch on a beautiful spring day.

Life is good.