My Formal Apology

[Galacticus]

Wow nice thread. Now all you need is for Jamie to come and post and we're good to go for another 5 pages.

[Ganak]

**** I love the smell of drama in the morning.

[Khestral]

**** I love the smell of drama in the morning.

yeah, but this one smells stale and like my son's dirty diapers.

[Khestral]

Come on man, please give me a break, I was born with an outrageously small wee-wee and it causes me to act out ... something which I don't feel I should be held accountable for since my mother was a crack addict who serviced newly released prisoners from the Washington State Penitentiary. While I was raised to believe this was a noble occupation and it helped keep me in mac & cheese and tuff skin jeans I later came to realize the great emotional harm it had all done to me and why I the only type of attention I can really relate to is that which comes in a bathroom at an Airport.

Oh and btw .. thanks for the advice, I'm really new to this game and haven't really got the hang of this whole "rep" thing. I take your kind words in to consideration in the future.

Bravo Aten! This is the type of snarky self-depreciating humor that garners a laugh (at least from me.)

Now... it might be my homespun bama gal showing but - what kind of love is found in an airport bathroom? All I think of is automatic toilets, soap dispensers and hand driers... everything seems very hands off...

[Atenhotep]

Now... it might be my homespun bama gal showing but - what kind of love is found in an airport bathroom? All I think of is automatic toilets, soap dispensers and hand driers... everything seems very hands off...

Oh, you hadn't heard?

[Khestral]

Oh, you hadn't heard?

I'd actually forgotten about that! LOL, okay, now I get the joke.

[Atenhotep]

I'd actually forgotten about that! LOL, okay, now I get the joke.

Joke?

I miss my Larry-beary. He doesn't come to meet me anymore cause of all that hub-bub, but I know deep down he still misses and loves me.

[SeqenenreTao]

Come on man, please give me a break, I was born with an outrageously small wee-wee and it causes me to act out ... something which I don't feel I should be held accountable for since my mother was a crack addict who serviced newly released prisoners from the Washington State Penitentiary. While I was raised to believe this was a noble occupation and it helped keep me in mac & cheese and tuff skin jeans I later came to realize the great emotional harm it had all done to me and why I the only type of attention I can really relate to is that which comes in a bathroom at an Airport.

Oh and btw .. thanks for the advice, I'm really new to this game and haven't really got the hang of this whole "rep" thing. I take your kind words in to consideration in the future.

+1 for the little bio, -1 for the cruddy sarcasm, leave that to the pros. "2006" does not denote intelligence.

-SEQ.

[Atenhotep]

+1 for the little bio, -1 for the cruddy sarcasm, leave that to the pros. "2006" does not denote intelligence.

-SEQ.

I honestly have no problem with anything you just said. You are obviously far more intelligent than me and have a lot going for you so really I'd just be further making myself look like a total idiot by responding to your great wit and perfectly honed trolling skills.

[SeqenenreTao]

I honestly have no problem with anything you just said. You are obviously far more intelligent than me and have a lot going for you so really I'd just be further making myself look like a total idiot by responding to your great wit and perfectly honed trolling skills.

Alot going for me? What an odd thing to say.

I hope I don't have "perfectly honed trolling skills", sounds like a worthless and time-consuming endeavor. Great wit, well that's really only applicable to RL isn't it? Isn't wit a verbal trait, reserved for cunning linguists?

Either way, this is the longest apology thread in the history of apology threads; I suppose I'm perpetuating it.

[Kistilan]

Alot going for me? What an odd thing to say.

I hope I don't have "perfectly honed trolling skills", sounds like a worthless and time-consuming endeavor. Great wit, well that's really only applicable to RL isn't it? Isn't wit a verbal trait, reserved for cunning linguists?

Either way, this is the longest apology thread in the history of apology threads; I suppose I'm perpetuating it.

I just wanted to point out why Ahten's wit here is +1 and Seq's response is MOTO (Master of the Obvious) and thus remains Ahten 1, Seq 0. The set-up is in yellow. The spike is in red. Any more questions on why this was a successful retort?