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    Default Thank you Mr. Ub3r l337!!!

    Now that my unmentionables are at a reasonable level, I shall poke the cube with a stick.....



    OK commander data... I am quite sure you wipe your butt with all that is DDO and have a direct cerebral-cortex to cpu linkage with the DDO Client server, I am very glad that you care enough to try to educate everyone around you and to let me know my build is good but yours is better. Tell me, do you have rerpoductive organs larger than a cranberry? Does your mom bring your cheesy-poofs down to your basement "Command Center"? How is that bicycle treating you? Does it have a banana seat? Exactly how much do you make in tips delivering pizzas for Domino's? Man your radiance II rapier is SWWWEEEET!!! Please tell me AGAIN how you were able to farm the ingrediants in one day with all 12 of your lvl 20 uber-bots. While your at it, could you please drop a 10 minute rant about how you have been playing for 4 years and how easy allus noobs have it. How many empty bottles of lotion are on your nightstand? ...and are you ever going to wash that towel you keep under your pillow? There is enough DNA on it to fuel Ben 10's omni-trix for a millenia. Hey Mr.ub3r l337 Please share with me the drop rates of every sweet item you pulled VoD, while you openly scrutinize every person that hits your LFM.....Don't forget to dose yourself in Drakkar before your big e-date tonight.....Thank you mr. ub3r l337 for completing so mant people.....
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    lol, you sir just got a +1.
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    huh?
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    HAHAHAH. Great stuff.

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    I take is you were denied again and told to go back to your foo foo game?


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    HA!! Now that's the Bart I remember! Thank you for the laugh..it's been a grim day here at the office already . Just when I thought the FOO FOO game had the best of you..

    I owe you +1..it seems that I have to spread more around before giving it to you again
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    lol funny one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Judo View Post
    huh?
    Have to agree with that and add:
    Eh?
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    I think he must have been told to re-roll his ranged ranger. Sorry, I didnt find the humor. I even read it twice.....nope still nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glockduck View Post
    I think he must have been told to re-roll his ranged ranger. Sorry, I didnt find the humor. I even read it twice.....nope still nothing.
    Not hardly...if you knew him you'd get it..obviously you dont and thats OK lol

    I thought it was pretty funny lol
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    I don't get it.

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    Mommy there goes that man again!

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    +1 for you, OP. That was great.

    I really liked it since I tend to picture all the other people in a pug to be just like Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glockduck View Post
    I think he must have been told to re-roll his ranged ranger. Sorry, I didnt find the humor. I even read it twice.....nope still nothing.
    But everyone knows ranged rangers like, totally never get hit!

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    I'm still laughing from the "flowers and unicorns" comment about mod 9.

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    Yup, I don't get it either, but that sure was hilarious.

    I'm guessing someone who thinks they are all that, but really are a big joke, ****ed off Bart.

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    /start singing sesame street song...
    9 of these things look like the other, one of these things dosent belong. 9 of these are just like the other 1 of these things just really dont matter...lolz




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    Quote Originally Posted by bartcom2000 View Post
    /start singing sesame street song...
    9 of these things look like the other, one of these things dosent belong. 9 of these are just like the other 1 of these things just really dont matter...lolz

    I'd neg ya but hit the wrong button dang it Sometimes you can narrow it down. I only hit for a few points, where as a mod hits for 100 (don't ask how I know
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    Quote Originally Posted by uhgungawa View Post
    I'd neg ya but hit the wrong button dang it Sometimes you can narrow it down. I only hit for a few points, where as a mod hits for 100 (don't ask how I know
    I only noticed that the neg rep usually comes after the thread is gone...

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    im a little sorry I pushed you to post this lmao. Was wondering if your "friend" was still around. I see that "they" are! I take the blame
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    ...and i do swallow!

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