Disappointed in Legion

[JayDubya]

Hey Legion!

I participated in your new movie last night. There were 12 people in the theater, so it must have been a raid. But, frankly, I was underwhelmed. Your story lacked cohesion, your characters didn't work together very well, there were only four types of monsters, the themes were jarringly inconsistent, and the DM seemed incredibly arbitrary. And, worst of all, considering the fancy weapons, there was a severe lack of DPS.

I can only give you a C- , and that's because I have a soft spot in my heart for Judgement Day style films

[Arlith]

Hey Legion!

I participated in your new movie last night. There were 12 people in the theater, so it must have been a raid. But, frankly, I was underwhelmed. Your story lacked cohesion, your characters didn't work together very well, there were only four types of monsters, the themes were jarringly inconsistent, and the DM seemed incredibly arbitrary. And, worst of all, considering the fancy weapons, there was a severe lack of DPS.

I can only give you a C- , and that's because I have a soft spot in my heart for Judgement Day style films

I saw the pre-release version. It was much better. But the director insisted on implementing a dungeon alert system and casual play.

[JayDubya]

I saw the pre-release version. It was much better. But the director insisted on implementing a dungeon alert system and casual play.

Well I'm just glad I was able to finish it without having to go to the Store to buy some Major Soda Pots.

[DoctorWhofan]

Ren is a terrible director

[ArichValtrahn]

Should have seen the Book of Eli instead. Excellent flick.

[Shassa]

I hear they're already making the sequel.
Where's the originality, anymore?

[DoctorWhofan]

Should have seen the Book of Eli instead. Excellent flick.

<<come here!>>

<<whispers: there is a guild named Legion, that tend to get blamed of everything. We are blamingthe movie Legion on them!>>

<<It's a joke>>

[DoctorWhofan]

I hear they're already making the sequel.
Where's the originality, anymore?

"Lost" Legion?

[tc12]

By the time you're watching Shroud pt 203, you're clearly not watching for the plot. 100+ more sequels are planned over the next couple of months, some will be better than others. Hardly worth the time writing a critique of any given mediocre one...

[Shassa]

Haha... well I was trying to make a joke about repeating raids but it probably got lost somewhere!
Maybe I get a brownie point for trying, though!

[Captain_Wizbang]

Hey trissa, can you hear the crickets?

Ive been waiting for this thread.

[Arlith]

Well I'm just glad I was able to finish it without having to go to the Store to buy some Major Soda Pots.

I hear they are going F2V next week. Cost of major soda pots will be going up. Get them while you can!



























For those who haven't had coffee yet - F2V = Free to View

[gorloch]

For those who haven't had coffee yet - F2V = Free to View

If anyone didn't get that even without coffee they really need to see what they can do to raise their IQ. Btw i will be online tonight. Graphics card is installed and everything si running beautifully.


PIXA

[MrWizard]

you so funny

[Renegade66]

I was very disappointed as well and am considering a lawsuit against the producers. The movie was supposed to be a comedy.

For example, when the noob, black guy jumps off the roof and gets himself killed trying to save the predictably monster-in-disguise 7 year old. What was supposed to happen then was for Renegade (lacklusterly played by has-been Dennis Quaid) to rage-up, fly out the door and solo all the mobs with a spatula like Aunt Jemima having a menopausal hot-flash. He would then start laying into the dead noob for getting himself killed and leaving them a man-down.

I nearly pee'd myself in the screening, then they totally cut it out of the film in some lame attempt to turn the comedy into a thriller.

[Alter]

So this confirms legion is a roll playing guild?

[DoctorWhofan]

I was very disappointed as well and am considering a lawsuit against the producers. The movie was supposed to be a comedy.

For example, when the noob, black guy jumps off the roof and gets himself killed trying to save the predictably monster-in-disguise 7 year old. What was supposed to happen then was for Renegade (lacklusterly played by has-been Dennis Quaid) to rage-up, fly out the door and solo all the mobs with a spatula like Aunt Jemima having a menopausal hot-flash. He would then start laying into the dead noob for getting himself killed and leaving them a man-down.

I nearly pee'd myself in the screening, then they totally cut it out of the film in some lame attempt to turn the comedy into a thriller.

Obviously your editor needs to be sacked. Gotta be Clay who did that!

[DoctorWhofan]

So this confirms legion is a roll playing guild?

nah, it confirms we need more quests in thegame so Legion will stop trying (and failing) to take over entertainment centers such as Comic book stores and Hollywood.

[Braegan]

I hope there will be a sequel...I didn't even get a cameo in this one

[JayDubya]

I hope there will be a sequel...I didn't even get a cameo in this one

What? You mean this wasn't you?