Taank's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Taank counted to infinity - twice.

Taank does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Taank goes killing. Just give him haste.

Taank sold his soul to the devil for his unparalleled DDO abilities. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Taank Vorpaled the devil and took his soul back.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Taank.

Taank has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Taank toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shyte from anybody.

A blind man once stepped on Taank's shoe. Taank asked him, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Taank!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was the vorpal logsword swung by Taank.