Bio

[r00k]

List the best bio you've seen (that's not your own) in ddo to win the prize.

My fav would have to be:
I'm a guy playing a chick because I got sick of staring at guy ass.

[Sweyn]

[uhgungawa]

One of mine says "When I think about me I touch myself"

[Samadhi]

"I ain't got no flying shoes"

[Vordax]

BIO:

"Unlike every other adventurer in Stormreach my family, nor I, was a victim of a horrible tragedy in the past."

Or:

"My alts are better than your alts."

Vordax

[Strakeln]

Strecth's bio reads something like:

/quest
/quest completions
/resloc
/death count

[RioRussell]

Any bio which contains the key words wife, marital relations, and bacon.

rio

[Barumar]

Guildie of mind has both of these on different characters:

I pull more agro than a virgin on prom night

and

My Favored Enemy is 12 year old gamers

[Strakeln]

Any bio which contains the key words wife, marital relations, and bacon.

rio

lol +1

[Kale_Hagan]

I'm a guy playing a chick because I got sick of staring at guy ass.

You laugh, but this is why a lot of my toons are chicks. My first toon, a dwarven fighter, looked pretty ridiculous in that purple underlay heavy armor.

[r00k]

It was ammusing for me because I related to it, but only after I read it.
(If it doesn't already show, I didn't play online games before ddo.)