A paladin who kills babies is telling the forces of good, "You can't fire me! I quit!"
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01-12-2010, 10:01 AM #1Community Member
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Quotes
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01-12-2010, 10:04 AM #2Community Member
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01-12-2010, 10:10 AM #3Community Member
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Good is especially relative in Eberron
Originally Posted by Letrii
The catholic church condemns unbaptized babies to hell for example. Not to mention unborn generations of heathen babies.Last edited by KKDragonLord; 01-12-2010 at 10:39 AM.
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01-12-2010, 10:17 AM #4Community Member
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Aww, no one has any amusing quotes?
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01-12-2010, 10:20 AM #5Community Member
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How about: Originally Posted by Letrii
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction." -- Blaise Pascal
ps. Sorry, my concept of amusing is a bit unusual
Last edited by KKDragonLord; 01-12-2010 at 10:23 AM.
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01-12-2010, 10:35 AM #6Community Member
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"The other day I heard my older kids talking to my younger boy and they were saying 'don't ever, EVER ask Dad to help you with your homework.' They said I made up a war once." - Tom Waits
... I hate you all. really.
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01-12-2010, 10:47 AM #7Community Member
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"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, that makes sense."
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01-12-2010, 10:50 AM #8Community Member
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Overwhelming odds has no meaning. The battle will always go to the best strategist.
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01-12-2010, 11:36 AM #9Community Member
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My favorite quote was from my wife.
"All we need now are chicks and cellophane."
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Easter basket shopping....Bogenbroom's legion... 102 characters, 3 accounts, and 1 irate wife.
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01-12-2010, 11:45 AM #10Community Member
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"never tell me the odds."
Fearnando El Fantastico-Human Bard, Enchanter of the Ladies/Thermostat-WF Wizard/ Morbyd Bones-Drow Wizard/Metic-Drow Cleric/Kegstand McGuinness-Dwarf Barbarian/Winterbeard-Dwarf Ranger/Syphus Darkblade-Halfling Procurer of Someone Elses Stuff
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01-12-2010, 11:58 AM #11Community Member
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I meant this for D&D related quotes, lol.
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01-12-2010, 01:11 PM #12Community Member
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"Outside of the Hound of Xoriat, a book is man's best friend. Inside the Hound of Xoriat, it's too dark to read" - Groucho Marx of the House Kundarak Originally Posted by Letrii
... I hate you all. really.
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01-12-2010, 01:14 PM #13Community Member
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I'm serious! Really!
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01-12-2010, 01:15 PM #14Community Member
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"And cash is just as good as money!"
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" I did not have a sexual relationship with that woman... (pause, aide whispers in his ear) Monica L"
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01-12-2010, 01:19 PM #16Community Member
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"If it doesnt fit; you must acquit"
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01-12-2010, 01:21 PM #17Community Member
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Religion is the opiate of the masses.....and who couldn't use a little opiate once in a while?
Thelanis; Strngrdanger, Likkerpig, Byrnt, Obgynkenobi, Severancepay, Buffystmarie.
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01-12-2010, 01:22 PM #18Community Member
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I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
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01-12-2010, 01:24 PM #19Community Member
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Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
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01-12-2010, 01:28 PM #20Community Member
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I might get another - 1 for this one but...
" I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
