Quotes

[Letrii]

A paladin who kills babies is telling the forces of good, "You can't fire me! I quit!"

[PopeDX]

[KKDragonLord]

A paladin who kills babies is telling the forces of good, "You can't fire me! I quit!"

Good is especially relative in Eberron

The catholic church condemns unbaptized babies to hell for example. Not to mention unborn generations of heathen babies.

[Letrii]

Aww, no one has any amusing quotes?

[KKDragonLord]

Aww, no one has any amusing quotes?

How about:
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction." -- Blaise Pascal

ps. Sorry, my concept of amusing is a bit unusual

[GovtMule]

"The other day I heard my older kids talking to my younger boy and they were saying 'don't ever, EVER ask Dad to help you with your homework.' They said I made up a war once." - Tom Waits

[Zaodan]

"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yeah, that makes sense."

[bunkerhugger]

Overwhelming odds has no meaning. The battle will always go to the best strategist.

- Custer

[Captain_Wizbang]

"And cash is just as good as money!"

[Captain_Wizbang]

" I did not have a sexual relationship with that woman... (pause, aide whispers in his ear) Monica L"

[Captain_Wizbang]

"If it doesnt fit; you must acquit"

[unionyes]

Religion is the opiate of the masses.....and who couldn't use a little opiate once in a while?

[Captain_Wizbang]

I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!

[Captain_Wizbang]

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

[Captain_Wizbang]

I might get another - 1 for this one but...

" I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.

[Captain_Wizbang]

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

[Captain_Wizbang]

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

[Captain_Wizbang]

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave it up. They have no holidays.

[Woody00]

Any ship can be a mine sweeper............once.

[unionyes]

Lady to Winston Chuchill, tapping his very large abdomen with her forefinger: "If this was on a woman, Sir Winston, we would know what to think, wouldn't we?"

Winston Churchill to Lady: "Half an hour ago, madam, it WAS on a woman. So, what do you think?"