Quotes

[Captain_Wizbang]

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

[Captain_Wizbang]

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

[Captain_Wizbang]

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave it up. They have no holidays.

[Captain_Wizbang]

No! Really! I am serious!

[Woody00]

Any ship can be a mine sweeper............once.

[unionyes]

Lady to Winston Chuchill, tapping his very large abdomen with her forefinger: "If this was on a woman, Sir Winston, we would know what to think, wouldn't we?"

Winston Churchill to Lady: "Half an hour ago, madam, it WAS on a woman. So, what do you think?"

[Strakeln]

"When I was young and had no sense,
I took a whiz on an electric fence.
It curled my hair and rattled my balls,
and made me sh!t my overalls." -Grandpa

[Letrii]

"When I was young and had no sense,
I took a whiz on an electric fence.
It curled my hair and rattled my balls,
and made me sh!t my overalls." -Grandpa

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