Oh hear our song Turbine...

[Gum]

Oh great Turbine, please hear the pleading song of the bards as we lift up our melody of bard love to you. We love doing what we do, giving buffs, inspiring, convincing those pawn brokers that we somehow deserve more for the same items, casting, hacking, slashing, and ranging. With that stated, we need our own magick! One that is not a hand me down from every other caster running around out there. Please, give us something that is exclusively ours, and we will sing your praises all over the countryside. Furthermore, if you decided to somehow include bacon or broccoli in this much needed intervention, well, that would be alright too. Please, from the thoughts of creation, create a spell that is just for us bards. Thank you...Gum

[Spisey]

What, fascinate's not good enough for you!