Favorite Dungeon Master Text

[ddobard1]

I would like to know your favorite Dungeon Master text. My favorite is:

...but he is no hobgoblin! (Tangleroot Gorge Quest)

[dv8maker123]

As stated in the DM thread, "Somebody, Anybody, please, help"...Cry for Help....

[Nonan]

"It doesn't take a Kalashtar......"

From Greymoon

[IgorUnchained]

"It doesn't take a Kalashtar......"

From Greymoon

That is my favorite also.

I have to admit though...the Cleansing of the taint, the foul miasma, and the rest of the colorful descriptions are great also.

[Frodo_Lives]

Maybe the spiders didn't kill these people, maybe it was ................... SOMETHING ELSE!

Way to be over dramatic in the catacombs quest DM!

[MithrilSoul]

Maybe the spiders didn't kill these people, maybe it was ................... SOMETHING ELSE!

Way to be over dramatic in the catacombs quest DM!

Haha I like this one too. Especially considering we're in a tomb full of UNDEAD. (Yeah, ya think?)

[Shamurai]

Well there is that one part in Redwillow .... regarding um "something" being "cleansed" that always make me snicker.

[r3dl4nce]

"Welcome traveller, you will learn to call this place home"
Tomb of Wizard King

[Murgatroyd]

There's a Fire Reaver in the library! --Coyle

[xTethx]

There's a Fire Reaver in the library! --Coyle

Whenever I hear this I think of Mirta zerging east 2

[Feylina]

The lighthouse: Recovering the lost tome

(Dungeon Master): The librarian cheerfully agrees to show you his collection. He leads you below the tower, then motions you closer to speak.

this always sounds dirty to me for some reason. in a creepy old man kinda way. mebe like the old dude off family guy.

[calvinklien]

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[Draccus]

"The tactician looks up from his troop roster. You're not on it though, so he snarls and wades into battle." - Tangleroot

"I was beginning to think we wouldn't get to play." - Shadow Crypt

"What is this? I should be on Shavarath!" - DDO players for the 8 months before DDO:EU

[k0ukla]

The lighthouse: Recovering the lost tome

(Dungeon Master): The librarian cheerfully agrees to show you his collection. He leads you below the tower, then motions you closer to speak.

this always sounds dirty to me for some reason. in a creepy old man kinda way. mebe like the old dude off family guy.

ohh u dont like herbert the pervert? lol

[Bago]

Maybe Jeets will be slightly less greedy .. maybe.

[evilnatas]

Well there is that one part in Redwillow .... regarding um "something" being "cleansed" that always make me snicker.

this has got to be my all time favorite. everybody can appreciates a freshly cleansed taint.

[DoctorWhofan]

What's the cry that the Kobolds Digazfoo or something?

[Cedwin]

What's the cry that the Kobolds Digazfoo or something?

Dizafrabadoooo!

I don't believe you heard me stutter.... when I mentioned peanut butter.

[gorloch]

As stated in the DM thread, "Somebody, Anybody, please, help"...Cry for Help....

I have to say this has got to be one of my favorites. Not so much for the words but the voice behind it. Another favorite is running Delera's with my guild leader and listening to him repeat the DM text there. He sounds just like Gary Gygax.


PIXA

[Sheherazade]

and these automatons later...(overdramatic pause) became the WAAAARFOOOOORRGGGEEED.

Korthos island...but my favorite line is still "Oh no the Suahagin have found me" <- had that once in a party and someone spammed that NPC all the time X_X somehow we couldnt stop laughing