Favorite Dungeon Master Text

[Neko-kun]

Kobold Shaman in Stormcleave:
"Dizfrabadoo!"

We are one step closer to learning how to speak kobold

[Daliyn]

and these automatons later...(overdramatic pause) became the WAAAARFOOOOORRGGGEEED.

Yay, redemption. Love it, it truely draws me into the story every time I hear it.

[Salsa]

Entry quest...

'You pick up the silver key...'


except it's an iron key....

[Aristalla]

I'm shocked no one said my favorite from Delirium:
"You don't like how that kitchen key is looking at you. Maybe you should teach it a lesson!"

This is one of my favorites as well. The first time I did it, I probably ran around that room for 5 minutes trying to find a way around killing the key as I didn't want to destroy it. Hehe, being a newb is fun.

[woundead85]

Monkey Socket.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thought it was just me perverted
No more rep for you, must spread.

[Farayon]

Haven't seen much of this awesome game yet, but I love every single instance of the "standard" DM voice saying the word 'room' and whenever he impersonates someone or something else.


from irestonle inlet:

(Dungeon Master): Hobble the hobgoblin stands with weapons drawn and a foul expression on his face.

(Dungeon Master): Hobble the hobgoblin has been hacked apart!


from VoN 1:

(Dungeon Master): Kegs of potent liquor have been attached to these battering rams for easy transport. It's a marvel of hobgoblin ingenuity!

[DoctorWhofan]

I miss the "Tanglefoot" referance.

[ExarKun77]

My favorite, in tempest spine: "Lair of fire and ice".
For a bad reason, though, because the emphasis and the tone just make smile each time i do this raid.

[AphexTwin]

[QUOTE=captain1z;2670430]"You see a note on the floor, near a mangled body there"

First time I heard Gary Gygax read this I almost died laughing.

[Antheal]

"... it quivers as you approach, perhaps in anticipation."

Rocky Horror Picture Show reference FTW!