Old and Slow Guild

[Original]

Hey Sarlona,

Recently my dad started playing DDO... he's F2P and he loves the game.
I have loaded him up with tomes, mfp, etc... probaly best geared Froob on server, but
I go too fast for him. He keeps up but he feels he's missing alot of the game.

Just wondering if there is any Guild's that go slow and use voice chat(he hates typing).

And when I say slow... I mean SLOW!

[Thelmallen]

Hey Sarlona,

Recently my dad started playing DDO... he's F2P and he loves the game.
I have loaded him up with tomes, mfp, etc... probaly best geared Froob on server, but
I go too fast for him. He keeps up but he feels he's missing alot of the game.

Just wondering if there is any Guild's that go slow and use voice chat(he hates typing).

And when I say slow... I mean SLOW!

I'd recommend Gravis. Those dudes are all old and slow. Slow as in short bus kind of slow, drooling down your chin kind of slow, 2+2=peepee in your pants kind of slow.

[Dexxaan]

Hey BT

You want a war?`

/Marlon Brando voice on

You need to show some respect.... /Brando voice off


We may be a bit high on the age curve compared to some of you whipper snappers, but we ain`t PeePee in your pants slow.


Watch your back youngster.....

[Original]

I'd recommend Gravis. Those dudes are all old and slow. Slow as in short bus kind of slow, drooling down your chin kind of slow, 2+2=peepee in your pants kind of slow.

True... I think im the youngest at 32... I heard Bruttus is 80 something...
But if i remember correctly you where in gravis... so you rode the short bus too!

[Dexxaan]

True... I think im the youngest at 32... I heard Bruttus is 80 something...
But if i remember correctly you where in gravis... so you rode the short bus too!

80 Something!!!

42........ Dairy-Queen!!

[fjrrider]

True... I think im the youngest at 32... I heard Bruttus is 80 something...
But if i remember correctly you where in gravis... so you rode the short bus too!

lol

i'm supposed to make fun of you any chance i have

[Thelmallen]

80 Something!!!

42........ Dairy-Queen!!

Butter's getting demoted! Butter's getting demoted!

Hey, I turned 40 last weekend so I'm right up there with the rest of you middle-aged geezers.

[Quikster]

Butter's getting demoted! Butter's getting demoted!

Hey, I turned 40 last weekend so I'm right up there with the rest of you middle-aged geezers.

****. We should just have some of the funerals now while moneys cheap. Not gunna be that long for some of ya's...........And this way you get to enjoy it too!

[Original]

Butter's getting demoted! Butter's getting demoted!

Hey, I turned 40 last weekend so I'm right up there with the rest of you middle-aged geezers.

Demoted to what? Im already butter

[William_the_Bat]

Wow, way to totally not help the original poster.

Vanquished Fury has a "no man left behind" policy. Friendly people, not real power-gamers, though we do run raids.

Our focus is on having fun, and yes, like I said, we have a policy about not leaving people behind, i.e. no zerging. Fast is fine, leaving people behind is bad, so if one person is needing a little guidance, we're there.

[Original]

Wow, way to totally not help the original poster.

Vanquished Fury has a "no man left behind" policy. Friendly people, not real power-gamers, though we do run raids.

Our focus is on having fun, and yes, like I said, we have a policy about not leaving people behind, i.e. no zerging. Fast is fine, leaving people behind is bad, so if one person is needing a little guidance, we're there.

Cool I may look you guys up... I heard fighting clowns is a possiblity too.

[Thelmallen]

Wow, way to totally not help the original poster.

Hey, if I wanna poke some fun at one of my old guildies, it's nunya, dude. Keep it to yourself.

[Solmage]

Hey, if I wanna poke some fun at one of my old guildies, it's nunya, dude. Keep it to yourself.

Talk about rolling a 1 on one's sense-humor check

[Quikster]

Talk about rolling a 1 on one's sense-humor check

His internet connection needs viagra. Its quite possible he lagged and his client never knew he needed to make a saving throw.......

[Thelmallen]

Talk about rolling a 1 on one's sense-humor check

Re-reading it, I still don't think he was trying to make a joke. Maybe I'm obtuse.

[soupertc]

Re-reading it, I still don't think he was trying to make a joke. Maybe I'm obtuse.

or just old.

[Dexxaan]

or just old.

LMAO.

What goes around comes around........

[Thelmallen]

or just old.

Good to see you back, bud.

[Quikster]

or just old.

I think this is it. He just posted on the guild website it was his birthday and he and some friend were getting together to discuss liver spots, balding, and medicare. Bet it was a wild time!