LFM's that probably won't fill....

**Elixxer** · 05-11-2011, 12:40 AM

Originally Posted by stoopid_cowboy

DPS ranger tank healer, now that is a build I wanna see! My head is hurting just thinking about it...

+1rep for the geat pic and making me laugh

/clap

It was my 12 ranger 6 monk 2 fighter before U9 ^^

**NovaNZ** · 05-11-2011, 01:07 AM

There was one on Cannith within the last day.
20 lvl Sorc put up LFM for Monastery of the Scorpion on normal.

LFM reads: "Guide needed - NO BATTLECLERICS"

I challenged him about his (paraphrase) I need help - but not your help.

30 mins later - the LFM still up with ...... no-one else.

**Jiirix** · 05-11-2011, 02:44 AM

Saw a LFM last week: "Need someone to open the secret doors in waterworks for me". I mailed him a detect secret doors item with my best regards and "Please dont do that again"

**LordPiglet** · 05-11-2011, 02:46 AM

I don't feel like uploading the screen shot

"Need pro beholder slayer" from an infamous level 20 WF Arcane

**paraplegic** · 05-11-2011, 12:20 PM

i just love this thread! i will post my images so everyone can see some funny stuff

**Der_Incubo** · 05-11-2011, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by paraplegic

i just love this thread! i will post my images so everyone can see some funny stuff

well hurry up, im bored!

**Asketes** · 05-11-2011, 12:30 PM

I've got a ton that I'll post tonight!

**Truga** · 05-11-2011, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by Lithic

No screenshot, but I'm always a big fan of:

Pit Elite, no noobs, experienced only, need guide, lvl 8-10 (party leader is lvl 7).

The old ghosts of perdition runs for caster/clerics only lead by a single monk or ranger were always entertaining as well. Nowadays its a single caster/cleric looking for 5 melees for bauble hunting heh.

Saw "Eye of the Titan hard farming for eardweller, don't join if you want one". When I hovered, it was 1 sorc and 4 wiz.

**Kaeldur** · 05-11-2011, 12:57 PM

Didn't take a screenie but this one was great:

"DD farming for Eardweller" only accepting rogue... And actually denied a rogue/wizard guildmate of mine...

**stoopid_cowboy** · 05-13-2011, 12:47 PM

This one is full of win!

I think someone was having a bad day...
You can get rich in TS?

yuda

**mws2970** · 05-13-2011, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by stoopid_cowboy

You can get rich in TS? yuda

Obviously! The LFM says so! :P

**stoopid_cowboy** · 05-13-2011, 12:53 PM

Here's a few more for fun.

Virgin alert!!!!

Yeah nub!

I wanna know, was this person really running that quest? Or was this a clever plea for someone to put in a ticket?

Isn't that a solo quest?

yuda

**Kalari** · 05-13-2011, 06:16 PM

Dude could have asked for an opener and probably got a full group, but this? open and run for him not with him? yeah dont think so though I do wonder if he managed to find a sucke...helper

**caberonia** · 06-19-2011, 06:52 AM

It might fill but I still found it amusing enough to share.

**Hendrik** · 06-19-2011, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by LordPiglet

I don't feel like uploading the screen shot

"Need pro beholder slayer" from an infamous level 20 WF Arcane

Lost my sip of coffee on that one!

Wish you would have uploaded it! I would save it for posterity and continual laughs.

**Munesai** · 06-19-2011, 01:06 PM

I love this thread.

**Phidius** · 06-19-2011, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by caberonia

...
It might fill but I still found it amusing enough to share.

That totally sounds like Tobril.

Originally Posted by Kalari

...
Dude could have asked for an opener and probably got a full group, but this? open and run for him not with him? yeah dont think so though I do wonder if he managed to find a sucke...helper

I don't mind running the catacombs quests, it's the running up and down and up and down and up and down...

If I could get someone to run up and down to advance the quest, I'd totally give up the end rewards and run the quest for them

And now, for my contribution to this thread...

I'm sure they were just looking for someone with enough wisdom for the rune, but it looks suspiciously like they're fishing for a healer

I have nothing but respect for the size of their balls, but I woulda loved to be listening in to the party chat when the level 2 found out what happened to their XP

**MoonRunner** · 06-19-2011, 01:52 PM

I wish I had known of this thread when I did my last all cleric run. The whole time I had it listed I was getting slammed left and right being told it would never fill and a few whiners saying things like "You sure are makeing it tough for the rest of us to find a healer" in which I replied "Good, roll up a healer and come join us."

So after all this when I got 12 Clerics in the group I put the post up. It simply read;

"Ha Ha, I have all the healers!"

I just can't stand unsolicited advice you get when building a group. I think what ****es me off most is when I do this I tend to leave it open for level 1-20 and leave all classes open so anyone on an alt can see the post as well but get tell after tell telling me how to build a group. DUDE!!! I didn't get to level 20 not knowing what I am doing.

**k1ngp1n** · 06-19-2011, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by MoonRunner

DUDE!!! I didn't get to level 20 not knowing what I am doing.

Most people I know who got to 20 did so without knowing what they're doing. It's rather common nowadays. In fact, its the rule.

**Dispel** · 06-19-2011, 08:02 PM

Mine.

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